suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on RPB - Ron Paul Blimp (2009-03-30 16:46:49)
@fracked again: He was also anti-federal regulation of any of those things. I think you may have missed the point. He wasn't afraid to let people know how he felt about those things, and then went right on to say that he didn't think that any of that was the Federal Govt.'s business.
Comment on Ancient Stone Carvings (2009-03-30 15:26:30)
IIRC, those were moved recently, block by block, to allow the flooding of the valley where they originally were found.
Comment on RPB - Ron Paul Blimp (2009-03-30 14:41:15)
@Bodero: Agreed on State's rights. If you don't like a policy, it's much easier to enact change at a state level rather than fighting the feds. If you are unable to change the policy, you pack up & move to a different state, more in line with your views. After you move, you still get to live in America, instead of having to go to Canada or whatever.
Comment on Messier craters (2009-03-26 14:19:48)
WRONG. These were caused by a left-handed slap shot from Mark Messier that deflected off the glass.
Comment on Fail-o-meter (2009-03-24 19:07:23)
@dieAntagonista: Your comment is made of awesome & win.
Comment on Holla (2009-03-22 09:07:46)
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/03/20/holler-2/
Comment on Bait vendor. (2009-03-20 13:14:26)
Well, that's a whole other can of worms there.
Comment on Tau Fire Warrior (2009-03-17 15:57:58)
Not quite 'Space Buddhists'. More like Space Commies. Not the 'happy hippie' kind, more the 'shoot you if you don't work' kind. Also, Buddhists don't use laser guided weapon systems. I guess they would be a good mix of feudal Japan and Communism. Space Marines, or the Imperium in general is more akin to self-hating guilty Catholicism.
Comment on Biker Mice?! (2009-03-17 13:56:58)
@TGGeko: Yeah, thanks. I actually remember being too old to appreciate this show when it came out.
Comment on Tape Sunglasses (2009-03-11 11:27:23)
I bet those look fantastic when they're full of oil, hair & dead skin.
Comment on Shaft (2009-03-10 18:23:26)
@LukeV1-5: You'll figure it out when you get Shaft... 'up to here'.
Comment on hulk vs superman (2009-03-10 14:16:17)
@Annarchy: Hmm... that would depend on weather or not Batman knew he was going to be fighting Wolverine. Drop them both into a room together, Wolvie wins, hands down. Give Bruce a week to prepare, Wolvie might be in a pickle.
Comment on hulk vs superman (2009-03-10 13:47:15)
As I recall, Hulk tore Wolverine in half & threw his legs a mile & a half up a mountain. He did crawl up to find them, so I don't know if you would call that a win, but it's pretty darn close.
Comment on Metal VS Hip Hop (2009-03-10 12:41:44)
@dieAntagonista: Hippity-hop...?
Comment on Metal VS Hip Hop (2009-03-10 12:30:10)
@LukeV1-5: @LukeV1-5: Gallops & shrieks? Cloppity-clop cloppity-clop cloppity-clop...YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! I kid, I kid... I love me some Maiden. As I get older, however, I find that primordial metal (before they knew they were playing metal, like the stuff mentioned above) is superior to the more refined 80's -early 90's stuff I used to spin constantly as a teenager. You get someone with a prog-rock bend and some real tanent, and modern metal can be fantastic, too. Like Tool for example.