suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on Metal VS Hip Hop (2009-03-10 12:17:43)
@AlecDalek: When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide.... Absofuckinglutely. History of Metal = Helter Skelter -> 70's Black Sabbath -> Crap.
Comment on Metal VS Hip Hop (2009-03-10 12:10:10)
@dieAntagonista: :D
Comment on Metal VS Hip Hop (2009-03-10 12:02:34)
¶You know what, all you tight-asses are absolutely right. This isn't very funny, and is even less accurate. The right side should also include southern rap.¶
Comment on Metal VS Hip Hop (2009-03-10 10:48:09)
@ColombianMonkey: I would say that doing so would take all the humor out of what is obviously supposed to be a joke. However, you've all done a fine job already.
Comment on The Holocaust (2009-03-09 19:26:33)
@thelotuseater725: No offense meant, and you're putting words in my mouth if you think I implied that the Jews are 'monsters'. I dig your argument about having a homeland. The point I was making is that it's rather taboo to discuss the Holocaust, and it shouldn't be. Also wanted to stress the point that no one seems to care about the current genocides taking place, while the Holocaust is supposed to be a reminder to never let it happen again. As far as why no other Arab nations helping out the Palestinians, well, see my comment about Israel influencing our foreign policy & defense budget. No one wants to open that can of whoop ass right now. Even the guy who helped found Al-Quaeda has admitted that whacking our bee's nest was a bad idea.
Comment on The Holocaust (2009-03-09 16:04:33)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731 The Japanese did very, very, very terrible things to the Chinese. Frostbite/boiling water. Vivisections. Diseases. Installing ports in people. Burnings. Mutilations. They referred to them as 'logs' as in, go get me another log from the pile. All the shit you wonder if the Nazi's were actually sick enough to do? Yeah, these guys were doing it in style. Proudly. No one talks about it. No one founded a new nation because of it. The US isn't devoting billions of dollars to the defense of the Chinese. We aren't making enemies with half of the world because we let China dictate our foreign policies. I think that we tend hang a sacred veil on the Jewish Holocaust that makes it beyond discussion or gets you labeled as a Nazi or delusional nutcase if you dispute the accuracy any of the official documentation. Weather or not it's really pointless to dispute the actual number of people killed is irrelevant, it still shouldn't be taboo. By doing so, we make it difficult to examine other truths of history, and their consequences. Everyone always says 'We must never forget the Holocaust', yet genocide is taking place daily in the world, and no one fucking notices. Is grandpa on the bench there going to talk to little Jimmy about Darfur next? I doubt it.
Comment on Coconut crab (2009-03-07 14:18:03)
@funkyGod: Wrong @LeeHarveyOswald: Agreed. How do you do the sarcasm symbol again?
Comment on your wrong (2009-03-07 10:00:02)
Once more, for the Gipper. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
Comment on Morena Baccarin (2009-03-05 19:51:43)
@kurrgo: Here is the sauce: http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2008/08/11/rachel-bilson-nsfw/ And then I made a lil meme out of it. Next thing you know, everyone was posting that on the Rachel Bilson pics. And finally it started showing up on other posts, like other women, animals, children, and inanimate objects. Then, we forgot about it. After all that, Drew decided it was time to bust it out of the box again. And you showed up to make it funnier.
Comment on Your wrong (2009-03-05 12:57:43)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY
Comment on Available Online For Free (2009-03-01 11:08:25)
Well, I use Open Office, Netflix and Last.fm, so none of that matters to me anyway. I am the happy middle path.
Comment on Second best use for duct tape (2009-03-01 11:05:28)
I wonder if anyone got really, really drunk, stumbled in there and mistook her for an angel?
Comment on Jesus vs Thor (2009-03-01 11:04:02)
@sutenvulf: True. However, all blood is blood for the Blood God. So he wins by default.
Comment on Origins Wolverine Deadpool (2009-02-28 19:01:29)
Also amusing: Toys marketed as ages 4+ from a film that is so violent that it has yet to be allowed to have an R rating. They still need to cut stuff so the film ratings board will give it an R.
Comment on Dick Dale (2009-02-28 10:56:57)
@Puulaahi: http://www.dinosaurgardens.com/archives/297