suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on all aboard the rage train (2010-02-16 12:18:06)
Also, if there was a maple leaf on this train, it could be a picture of Magnus.
Comment on all aboard the rage train (2010-02-16 12:10:59)
Anyone here ever read Dead Sky Black Sun by Ghram McNeill? It's an Ultramarines novel. This is the Train of Khorne.
Comment on warhammer inquisition (2010-02-16 12:08:46)
That makes sense. The best wargear is reserved for those who fight at a table.
Comment on warhammer space marines (2010-02-16 12:03:43)
Sometimes they chain their weapons to their hands. This is because when they go on a crusade, there is no rest until the enemy is eradicated. These guys have slaughtered my Tau Cadre so many times that it hurts just to think about it. When you shoot them, they get up & run at you. It sucks. Last time me & my friend played, a pack of Templar Assault Marines jumped off the roof of a building, landed on my Hammerhead Hover Tank, and punched a hole in the cockpit. Fuck Rogal Dorn, and his stupid Marines.
Comment on large romancing the stone - story girl (2010-02-16 10:44:30)
This movie is now available for instant streaming via Netflix. Woot!
Comment on warhammer inquisition (2010-02-16 10:35:51)
Partial credit. This image probably portrays high-ranking members of The Inquisition, The Adeptus Astartes, The Adeptus Mechanicum and The Imperial Guard.
Comment on The King (2010-02-15 18:46:14)
Found this DVD for like 3 bucks someplace last year. Score!
Comment on Indiana Jones with Fridge (2010-02-15 13:27:01)
Look up 'Nuking the fridge', AKircher.
Comment on tacticool maverick nerf gun (2010-02-15 11:33:24)
Well, since it's on a tactical rail, you can take it off. I'm sure he has a real firearm that all those addons spend most of their time on.
Comment on spider on frog on branch (2010-02-12 09:14:31)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vrVSaOUHC0
Comment on batman better get up here (2010-02-10 19:56:20)
Batman! Batman! I can see my house from here!
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Comment on Bunghole Liquors (2010-02-06 14:46:36)
I've been to that Bunghole in Salem.
Comment on Murder Cat (2010-02-02 11:17:48)
Cats do this to their owners because they think they suck at hunting. they are trying to give you a lesson. It's not a present because they love you, it's a demonstration because you suck.
Comment on Spider on a stick (2010-02-02 10:09:59)
It's beautiful. I would love the opportunity to study & photograph an orb spider of that size up close.