suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Do you have any idea how long it takes to build up reputation with their faction? That grind s why I quit WoW.
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These things are goddamn amazing! found out about them recently, and have been looking for more info ever since. They can survive in almost any conditions, and are literally found everywhere on earth. From pole to equator, on mountains and at the bottom of the ocean. You can freeze them, scald them, leave them in OUTER FUCKING SPACE and they just pop right back up when you give them a little water. And they are animals. They have a brain, muscles, all that stuff. Tiny, eight legged, indestructible animals. And they walk like cute bears. How sweet is that? Tardigrades FTMFW. If any multi-cellular life managed to get here from a rock blown off of another planet, it's these guys.
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Is that a locust maybe? If so, it's considered Kosher. I have no idea why, nor do I remember how I found that out.
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This seriously amuses the hell out of me.
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Very true, nyokki. However, the stats on last night's game show that if not for Miller making a ridiculous amount of saves, the Canadians should have trounced us. This is pretty much the same situation that the Buffalo Sabres tend to be in most of the time, where Miller breaks his freaking back from carrying the whole damn team around.
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This is why Emma may cry.
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