suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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The drones are the CIA's baby, not big O's.
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All my dreams are come true!
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You can get shot by cops for pulling out a frigging wallet now a days. I don't think this is a good idea.
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Hmm. I really want to hotlink this post. Then I want to rate it. Then, I want someone to look at this comment, and rate it. And I want them to rate my comment from the main page. FUCK. I'll wait.
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Think different, do drugs, travel to Asia.
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Sweet! I assume the retractable keyrings coil around the axle, thus powering the robot forward once you let it go?
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If it pleases the natedog, I will take some shots this week of the Carnifex with his parts all laid out for viewing & appraisal. I really enjoy modding these guys. It's the best part of the hobby for me. I literally haven't painted a model since I got an XBox360. Can you believe that? At least I've been putting my son's models together with him, and giving him painting tips. I do have the rest of the Tyranids army and a bunch of Tau who need paint. I should really stop playing Borderlands and dive back in to the hobby. Anyway, thanks for the compliments. I'll try & post some more of my better pieces soon for you & the 40k nerds here.