suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Actually, it's AN idiot, not a or and. Idiots.
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Great post, Lotus.
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IIRC, last one was from you. It was at least a year & a half ago, so that's an acceptable time for a repost. You're just taking issue because it was one of yours. :P
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Um, where is the slice for the developer? Or do they get paid by the publisher?
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WHO THE HELL DOWNVOTED THIS? You need to be shot. A 5 star piece, to be sure!
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Thanks Sarcastastic! I really appreciate that. I thought long & hard about the scheme for these guys. I knew I would be painting a lot of them, so I needed to go to a palate I was comfortable with. I love working with greens & browns, so Hive Fleet Arborous was born. I have a lot of fun finishing the bases with bits of moss, lichen & twig. I can really imagine how terrible it must be to fight a swarm like this on a forest world, which they were obviously bred for assaulting. When I get around to doing my Genestealers, I'm contemplating gluing some static grass to their back-carapaces, too. Not sure how that will go, so I'll have to do up a test-piece first.
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Shit happened every time I tried to play the fucking Sims. Eventually I gave up on trying to make a happy family, and instead decided to do a pictorial series using the game engine. I had the family kidnap a delivery woman and wall her in a small room upstairs. Eventually, she got sick of wallowing in her own urine and died of ennui and starvation.
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How do you play a small Tyranids army? :D I have 96 Gaunts, 16 Hormagaunts, 32 Genestealers, 2 Zoanthropes, 2 Lictors, 3 Biovores, 3 Warriors, 1 Carnifex, 1 Tyrant, 1 Broodlord, and a whole mess of spore mines. I need to get painting again.
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