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Comment on CAm HOar (2010-04-01 17:41:19)
Shit. Is this like The Ring? Now that I've seen this picture, am I going to die in a few days? Shit.
Comment on CaseWhoring for the Masses (2010-04-01 15:48:41)
This is a beautiful work of art that should be on display somewhere.
Comment on Camwhoring in Afghanistan (2010-04-01 15:47:41)
Good stuff. Stay frosty out there.
Comment on Tiki Bought A BiPod (2010-03-24 19:31:39)
Well Nate, I really wasn't referring to you all that much since I know of your military background. Just the other bozos that always pop up when stuff like this gets posted. In any case: NOU
Comment on Tiki Bought A BiPod (2010-03-24 16:47:12)
Mmm. Unsolicited advice from experts on the Internet. Ain't it great?
Comment on Zapezile de alta data - final version (2010-03-16 21:14:24)
I would love to create some sort of weapon that fires the severed, clenched fists of gypsies at your face.
Comment on Jonestown (2009-10-30 19:34:49)
Maybe you should sharpen those trolling and reading comprehension skills.
Comment on Punisher vs Wolverine (2009-07-18 00:40:02)
Well, obviously nobody's going to do well against somebody with super powers IRL. I'm talking about Tyger, who apparently thinks that in the real world, running into a room wielding sharp objects is better than wielding any sort of firearm. Seriously, people say some stupid shit online about what to do in a fight, but that's probably one of the dumbest things I've ever read.
Comment on Punisher vs Wolverine (2009-07-17 17:59:04)
Yeah, okay. Tell you what, let me get a gun of my choice, and you get to sport sharp claws that pop out of your hand like Wolverine. We'll start at opposite ends of the room and just see what happens.
Comment on Freddy and Michael (2009-07-16 01:34:08)
Well, seeing as how "middle guy" was pretty much gayer than a bag of dicks, I doubt that he was too concerned.
Comment on out of focus ammo (2009-07-13 22:53:00)
3.14
Comment on Avril hip deep (2009-06-30 09:49:01)
I think you're a metaphorical liar. And a phony. I don't think you really have a metaphorical penis. And even if you do, I very much doubt that it's as metaphorically impressive as you state it is.
Comment on You Mean A Woman Can Open It? (2009-06-27 04:35:00)
What. The. Eff. Ever. Bottle caps and jar lids are still, to this day, humiliating both sexes.
Comment on The rack, such as (2009-06-26 14:05:31)
Somebody's going to/already does have some serious back problems...
Comment on Russian Army (2009-06-19 11:09:08)
I would challenge her to a game of chess, because that's what I hear Russians play in order to stay warm during the winter.