Well, I sure hope that your cat, whose name is probably something like Das Fuhrer, can evolve and sprout some gills in a matter of seconds, or that bitch is getting drowned. Again, I will point out that cats are pretty much useless in a zombie apocalypse.
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- Comment on cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers (2009-06-17 10:41:06)
Well, I sure hope that your cat, whose name is probably something like Das Fuhrer, can evolve and sprout some gills in a matter of seconds, or that bitch is getting drowned. Again, I will point out that cats are pretty much useless in a zombie apocalypse. - Comment on cats are prophets and avatars of higher powers (2009-06-17 08:46:14)
Foonf is wise. Cats suck. - Comment on Marilyn Monroe - Seven Year Itch (2009-06-12 08:32:56)
Foolish man. Don't you know that women do not do such a thing? And if they did, it would smell like roses and freshly baked muffins... - Comment on deadly caplock (2009-06-09 01:17:22)
Lotus has asked me to make a statement on his behalf: Lotus is busy porkin' all of your mothers. He will reply in due time, once the aforementioned women have been satisfactorily pleased. - Comment on kristen kreuk (2009-05-31 17:47:57)
........ - Comment on The Dark Knight - Joker's Money (2009-05-31 17:37:37)
I have to say that this is probably the most overrated movie I've seen in a long time. - Comment on Scientific Bong (2009-05-29 09:49:26)
This is what Reboot actually believes. - Comment on Don't say I screwed your shot (2009-05-29 07:51:58)
ZOMG THAT BIRD IS HUGE - Comment on Red Guns (2009-05-28 08:23:15)
The reason the flashlight is included is because, in case nobody's ever handled one, those heavy duty flashlights cops tend to carry around make quite the blunt object if need be. - Comment on Angry Soldier Vs Tire (2009-05-11 18:31:54)
@Puulaahi: They are, but when you do the simple math, and have a weapon that's handled extremely roughly by hundreds, if not thousands, of people a year, then it'll start to wear and tear. - Comment on The US Navy (2009-05-11 17:38:40)
@dieAntagonista: I do have hair...I just shaved it while I was over there because of my ultra masculinity. - Comment on Angry Soldier Vs Tire (2009-05-10 21:53:07)
What makes the green grass grow? - Comment on Jesse Lee - Poor Trigger Discipline (2009-05-09 07:23:33)
@ColombianMonkey: FYI, ACOGs are some of the best combat optics available today. - Comment on Mud Slug Hummer (2009-05-09 07:01:04)
Well, out of all the things you can get your vehicles stuck in over there, mud's probably as good as it's going to get. - Comment on smokey building being raided (2009-05-08 23:33:36)
@Sticky: Eight. Another guy down there on the gun.
