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Comment on PETA Revenge (2010-04-22 23:13:27)
By the way, thanks for choosing not to reproduce you ignorant, misinformed cow.
Comment on PETA Revenge (2010-04-22 23:12:08)
This has to seriously be one of the most asinine responses/comments I've ever read on this topic. If only we could find some sort of way to convert the staggering amount of sheer bullshit you're spewing into some sort of bio diesel, humanity would be set for the next ten thousand fucking years. Seriously, 99% of species to ever exist on this planet are now extinct? The fuck does that have to do with humanity overpopulating? I'm pretty sure humans didn't have much to do with the cataclysmic event that killed the dinosaurs and other creatures from about 65 million years ago. Or the other extinctions events that occurred even before that. You're probably one of those dumbshits that watches movies like The Happening and thinks something like that is going to happen one day, and you'll laugh while it does because only you and your hippie fucking commune were in tune enough with Mother Earth's spirit to see it coming.
Comment on End of the Console War (2010-04-17 19:45:01)
I wasn't paying attention to the caption, and for a second there I thought this might have been something about The Brave Little Toaster. Alas, I was wrong. :(
Comment on WOOKIES (2010-04-17 14:12:45)
**Wokeyes
Comment on United States Army Enemy Combatant Identification Manual (2010-04-13 22:09:24)
Woody Allen, what are you doing in that top right picture? You don't belong in a war zone! You're just a director!
Comment on Trapped Moose (2010-04-09 18:43:57)
Is that moose okay?
Comment on Cam Wore (late) (2010-04-08 11:57:27)
Walking through your living room in the middle of the night while being half asleep must be pretty intense.
Comment on That's no RPG! That's a Canon! (2010-04-06 16:38:37)
Negative. The pilots had obviously considered the men on the ground to be hostile targets. Therefore, that line of thinking would lead them to believe the guy in the van was there to pick up his fellow insurgents, dead or wounded. Either way, he was considered to be part of the enemy force at the time(which obviously turned out to be incorrect, but at the time with the given information was the tactically sound thing to do).
Comment on That's no RPG! That's a Canon! (2010-04-06 12:04:16)
Cliche as it is, war is hell. In the end: if you're going to follow a bunch of armed men around a war zone, especially in an area where there had just been an engagement, then you can expect bad things to happen to you. ESPECIALLY if you are not possessing a ready and obvious means to communicate with "friendly" forces.
Comment on Live Bait Vending Machine (2010-04-06 01:53:00)
Well done, sir. Well done.
Comment on Live Bait Vending Machine (2010-04-05 10:35:22)
Stink bait is a bait used mostly for catfish that basically smells absolutely terrible. The strong smell is used to attract said fish, and since they'll eat just about anything, the bait itself can be an absolutely horrifying combination of anything that smells absolutely terrible(chicken liver, blood(of any sort, really), rotten cheese, raw fish, etc).
Comment on Repeat After Me (2010-04-02 14:34:54)
Wait. Why SHOULDN'T we knock the lizard people if they've had it out for us for hundreds of years?
Comment on My Zombie Baby and I. (2010-04-01 20:52:37)
I always knew you'd be the death of us all, Lotus. I just never figured it would be because of a zombie baby.
Comment on Who's Awesome/Your Awesome (v.2) (2010-04-01 20:32:59)
So Casemods either finally got a job and went ahead with that operation he wanted, or you're his sister. This COULD just be a very good imitation, but I doubt it.
Comment on cem wheur (2010-04-01 18:56:27)
If you were in my town, I'd MAKE you a donut. You'd bite into the donut and say, "What's this?" And spit out a folded piece of paper. You'd unfold the paper and weep as you read the most beautiful sonnet ever written. That's what would happen in MY town.