animalmachine (18528) 19 SFW Posts | 52 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed As a biological organism I have mostly succeeded up to this point. I kill Gods when they fail to please me. Turnabout is fair play. Big fan of television and public acts of lewdness. Registered 2010-04-17 16:29:40 Comment Karma: 1 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

Recent Comments from animalmachine

Comment on Old Bridge (2010-07-21 16:54:36)
My bathroom.
Comment on Army Stuff (2010-07-05 16:46:51)
I keel you!
Comment on Popsicle (2010-07-05 16:45:25)
He owns a cat too... http://electrogeek.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/giant-cat.jpg
Comment on Separated at Birth? (2010-07-04 18:53:10)
David Cross is freaken funny! Bigger & Blackerer is an awesome CD! Kung Fu guy maybe he funny...Maybe he not...
Comment on Meanwhile in Japan (2010-07-04 12:21:57)
Sense of humour...Get one!
Comment on Meanwhile in Japan (2010-07-04 09:48:37)
Yeah...Still nothing...
Comment on Meanwhile in Japan (2010-07-04 09:34:39)
I don't see it...What am I missing?
Comment on Needed to be done (2010-07-04 07:19:41)
I dunno....Looks shopped???
Comment on courtney love with turtle on her head (2010-06-26 08:06:10)
Does anyone know how to disinfect a turtle?
Comment on nasa blackbirds (2010-06-08 20:05:49)
I saw one of these in person in Georgia a few years back...They are huge, the pictures are deceiving.
Comment on Iowa kicking ass (2010-06-06 23:18:01)
I was deployed on the Minnow...With The Skipper, The Professor (he's sexy) and Mary Anne...It was a three hour cruise...A three hour cruise! I wasn't arguing in so much as being amazed at how rabid someone may become because I misused a word. I own a canoe. I think from now on to be sure I will call it a hovercraft. My canoe is named the HMCS Tom Thompson...Which is funny...In a uniquely Canadian way.
Comment on Iowa kicking ass (2010-06-06 21:03:35)
I am not a troll...I'm a princess. It's a boat...So there!
Comment on Iowa kicking ass (2010-06-06 19:29:48)
I would have eaten my own left foot if somebody didn't come on and "correct" me. Innernets...Where someone is always smarter! S-M-R-T! Does it float? It's a fucking boat.
Comment on Iowa kicking ass (2010-06-06 15:25:52)
No it's a boat.
Comment on Space X to launch Falcon 9 at 15:00 UT today (2010-06-06 11:08:18)
I can make it to orbit and I don't even need a rocket...Just $20 and a guy with a mullet named G-Money who lives in a trailer. He always tells me that it'd be okay if I wanted to hit his old lady...But I never am quite sure if that involves my genitals or my fist, so I politely opt out and sneak out past the rusting Camero and the 3 kids in the yard who all seem to be of a different ethnic mix than one another but all call G-Money daddy. Oh wait, we were talking about rockets...Yeah rockets...3,2,1 BLAST OFF!