animalmachine (18528) 19 SFW Posts | 52 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed As a biological organism I have mostly succeeded up to this point. I kill Gods when they fail to please me. Turnabout is fair play. Big fan of television and public acts of lewdness. Registered 2010-04-17 16:29:40 Comment Karma: 1 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

Recent Comments from animalmachine

Comment on A horse walks into a bar... (2010-06-05 19:06:58)
Yeah i know. But I am an honest guy. I freaken hate Toby Keith. I want to punch him in the nuts.
Comment on Hot hole (2010-06-05 14:17:11)
Hey there's an idea for the GUlf oil spill...Set it on fire! What could possibly go wrong?
Comment on A horse walks into a bar... (2010-06-03 04:42:23)
Sad as it sounds, the first thing I thought when I saw this was Toby Keith... Whiskey for my men, beer for my horses...
Comment on Nuke it. (2010-06-02 11:07:44)
Happy happy joy joy...That's called cleansing...
Comment on Sign fail (2010-06-01 15:43:17)
When I was a kid we took a trip down to see city hall (in Toronto) and back then there was no glass around this, they had a security guard. These pictures show why. This isn't really funny, it's just immature...Like giggling after you say duty.
Comment on What is the most expensive? (2010-06-01 15:40:54)
But are there cup holders?
Comment on From the "Where Are They Now" file... (2010-05-31 20:54:46)
I can see as a Canadian how an American holiday is important to you...
Comment on Unusual Words (2010-05-30 19:39:49)
Awesome! I will use this whole list in one paragraph someday, then I may die happy.
Comment on Too soon??? (2010-05-29 21:40:49)
I found it on Tumblr. Like 30 seconds after he died.
Comment on Bieber Fuhrer has a nice ring to it. (2010-05-26 04:16:24)
But she makes Baby Jesus cry!
Comment on Northern Lights (2010-05-24 16:59:26)
I saw one of these crash at the Toronto International Air Show...Quite the splash when it hit Lake Ontario. Neat picture still.
Comment on Grief... (2010-05-23 12:47:32)
Thank you. I was fascinated by the photo and hoped someone might know.
Comment on Pew Pew! (2010-05-19 04:27:21)
I had one of these as a kid. Only mine was a cardboard box I found in the trash put up on the kitchen table when mom was passed out drunk and dad was in jail...I did all like "Pew! Pew!" and my brother was a Wookie named Shut-the-fuck-up-you-are-a-Wookie-there-can-only-be-one-Han-Solo! Ah the memories...
Comment on Fap Room (2010-05-16 20:11:13)
Needs a tissue/wet wipe dispenser...And maybe then it would be perfect.
Comment on How does this ann taylor loft size 6 peacoat look? (2010-05-13 04:25:25)
I got a question... Do you think of these posts while your being sodomized by dirty hot dog vendors in the bathroom of the gas station? or Are you just that sad and lonely that you require an almost constant reassurance of your existence from a bunch of people who really shouldn't matter anyway? I mean dude, we've all been there...But seriously, cool it little buddy. The chickens ain't laying because you just won't get out of the yard. Ya hear what I'm sayin' Whitey? Ya pickin' up what I'm layin' down?