animalmachine (18528) 19 SFW Posts | 52 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed As a biological organism I have mostly succeeded up to this point. I kill Gods when they fail to please me. Turnabout is fair play. Big fan of television and public acts of lewdness. Registered 2010-04-17 16:29:40 Comment Karma: 1 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on meg whitman - political looser (2010-11-20 17:21:23)
Is there ever a political tighter?
Comment on Painted my jimmy and got rims (2010-09-26 07:20:41)
Nah he's far too sophisticated for chloroform...He uses the old Silence of the Lambs trick. A fake cast and a big chair and a little "Can you help me ma'am?" And you bet two hours later he's home dancing naked in front of a mirror with his penis tucked between his thighs. "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."
Comment on Mexicans Demotivational Poster (2010-09-24 04:17:53)
Uh....Raffi Torres is Canadian...Born in Toronto...Glad to see being asshole truly has no borders.
Comment on My favorite sexual position is the JFK (2010-09-17 21:52:56)
Too soon!
Comment on burrito king (2010-09-01 20:40:53)
LOL
Comment on Ralph and Bianca (2010-08-27 19:50:41)
I guess I should have said most instead of all...But I was high on NyQuil and Shreddies...Never ever snort Shreddies. Harsh buzz.
Comment on Ralph and Bianca (2010-08-27 04:36:08)
You know it's really common for all white cats to be deaf. I had one too...Something genetic or something. It's a fact! No really, most vets will warn you of this.
Comment on Desert Hunting (2010-08-20 17:44:01)
I love love dessert hunting! Pudding, ice cream, pie....MMMMMM!!!!!
Comment on standing cheddar (2010-08-20 17:41:53)
My three year old daughter named her.
Comment on standing cheddar (2010-08-20 17:41:28)
Ha! I got an orange cat named Cheese!
Comment on Mouse Movement Makes Art (2010-08-11 16:19:05)
Just wanted to clarify....Expressing opinions of a post does not deem one a troll. Saying stupid shit does deem one a troll. Okay...Now that we have an understanding. Wanna cuddle?
Comment on Mouse Movement Makes Art (2010-08-10 16:36:15)
Because you're special...SPECIAL!
Comment on Mouse Movement Makes Art (2010-08-10 15:51:50)
Amen! Seriously redundant now.
Comment on creepy clapper (2010-07-24 10:46:34)
Gary Busey
Comment on The Sipsons characters and their voice actors (2010-07-22 14:35:28)
I got two words for you...Maximum Overdrive...I'd want to kill her!