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Comment on tiger tongue (2011-07-05 06:06:50)
Probably an awful lot like having most of your dick removed. With sandpaper.
Comment on Pearl harbor vs. transformers (2011-07-04 20:51:12)
I've seen a bunch of these popping up here & there, and really don't see what the big deal is. It's a very common practice for a movie/TV show to grab one of thousands of stock clips of just about anything, then have their CGI folks add, remove or otherwise tweak it to get it looking the way the director wants, all for a fraction the cost of actually going out and filming original footage. If a studio isn't willing to fork out the cash to rent a helicopter to take a few aerial shots of a city, it shouldn't be surprising that they aren't willing to rent a carrier battle group for a couple days.
Comment on who should you date (2011-07-02 23:58:50)
Myself, three friends, and my brother-in-law are all dating women 8-10 years younger than us, and ours seem to be the only relationships that aren't going down the shitter. It seems like just about everyone else we know is breaking up, getting divorces, fighting custody battles, cheating or being cheated on and all kinds of other soap opera-esque shenanigans, while we in the Dating a Younger Woman Club are the calm eye of the disintegrating relationship shitstorm. Men have a thing for younger women. Women have a thing for older men. It's only natural. I swear the entire concept of dating someone your own age was invented by an unholy conglomerate of divorce lawyers, relationship counselors, and the flower and chocolate industries.
Comment on Ohhhh Canada... (2011-06-27 06:53:10)
Christ, that's just begging for a TL;DR, isn't it?
Comment on Ohhhh Canada... (2011-06-27 06:52:08)
I live in Vancouver, and I had a feeling, shared by quite a number of people as I discovered, that regardless of whether the hockey team won or lost, there was going to be bad shit going down. I thought about going down and having a look around (the last picture is about a 25-30 minute walk from where I live), but the last time I decided to gawk at a riot was Dublin in 2006, and I got smoked in the side of the head with a teargas canister, which I did not enjoy. A good few of my friends went down to have a gander, or to make sure people they knew got out safely, and they saw people with gas maks, goggles, crowbars, etc., milling around in the crowds before anything approaching a riot had actually started. There were a good few people out there who had made plans to start shit that night. There's also a lot of people that are just generally angry, due to a combination of a struggling economy, a provincial government regarded as being ineffectual and corrupt, and a federal government that's about as detached from the west coast as Rush Limbaugh is from your average Ethiopian. Then there's the fact that a Vancouver team hasn't won the Stanley Cup in 96 years (and counting), and watching them fall apart the way they did was painful to watch, even for a non-hockey fan like me. So we wound up with a small group of people who intended to instigate some violence, surrounded by a large crowd of generally pissed off people who just saw their dream of winning a championship for the first time in living memory die an embarrassingly painful death. Oh, and alcohol. Lotsa that. Anyone who didn't see that violence and disorderly conduct was inevitable is either lying, an idiot, or both, and yet everyone's happily bought into "We couldn't have foreseen it" as the police department's excuse for why they didn't have enough cops in the area until it was too late. I guess where I'm going with this is that almost everyone saw the riot as a near-inevitability, but any chance of it being stopped was lost due to the ineffectiveness, incompetence, or corruption of those with the power to do so, yet those same people are being exonerated, and drunk teenagers who think fire is awesome are being demonized. And that's bullshit.
Comment on paris (2011-06-20 18:59:26)
I've been to Paris twice, once when I was 12, the other when I was 23. From the first visit, I remember mainly discovering more pastries than I ever new existed, and that they were all delicious. From the second visit, I remember getting two blowjobs in one night. So for me, Paris will forever be the magical land of yummy pastries and blowjobs. Why would anyone want to nuke Pastry & Blowjob Land?
Comment on Neon truck (2011-06-15 03:49:33)
Is that warp nacelles on the one in the background? I'm not sure what to think about people who put warp nacelles on those.... things.
Comment on Demons (2011-06-13 03:33:32)
My imaginary friends could beat up your imaginary friends!!!!
Comment on just thoughts (2011-06-11 00:57:11)
Duly noted.
Comment on just thoughts (2011-06-10 23:53:22)
It's probably from a book/article on Phrenology or something similar, which was theory that the shape of ones head can be used to determine ones personality. It's been nice and thoroughly debunked, though, so no Jews for you. Or more Jews, technically. And yes, I did have to Wiki that, I thought it was called Craniology. Turns out there's no such thing.
Comment on Dictators 1st league (2011-06-10 02:43:10)
If Stalin's sole motivation for having people killed was because they were religious, then having Trotsky, an atheist, assassinated wouldn't make much sense, would it? If Hitler was solely concerned with destroying the Jewish religion, then ethnic Jews who were non-practicing, atheist, or converted Christians would have been safe, but they weren't. Nor were the captured Soviet commissars that were executed. If Mao was killing in the name of atheism, then fellow atheists who believed the same damn things he did shouldn't have wound up dead, but they did. A lack of belief in god(s) just doesn't work as a justification, and claiming it does is just as absurd as blaming Tojo's lack of belief in a flat Earth, or Pol Pot's lack of belief in purple leprechauns for their crimes. Simply believing in god(s) is obviously not enough to turn someone into a slavering murderer, especially since the vast majority of religions preach non-violence, it has nonetheless been explicitly used as a justification for murder throughout history, and more often than not, those murders have been condoned by the leaders of the religion's organized hierarchy. The same can not be said for atheism, and that's a damn big difference.
Comment on Bros (2011-06-06 08:35:14)
Man, you Americans are lucky having your douchebags all separated out like that. I'm living in Vancouver right now, and we've got all 6 in the same damn place. And a couple more, just for good measure. Actually, that's not entirely true; we don't have Guidos. Although I'm pretty sure that's only because the Prairie folk hunt them for sport, and thus far none of them have made it this far west. That being said, it looks like I might be moving up north into the realm of the eski-bro, who look to be the most tolerable douchebags on the list, so that's something. I guess...
Comment on *UC* Society (2011-06-03 01:08:39)
I came here to say I'd fuck 'em both (given the chance & the requisite time machine). Both at the same time did not occur to me. I bow before your awesomeness, sir.
Comment on May 21st (2011-05-22 09:45:47)
2012? Shit, son, we still have to suffer for another five months of October 21st, 2011 before we even get to think about 2012. See, May 21st was supposed to be the Rapture, when Jesus swings by and picks up all the good Christians to chill in Heaven while all us sinners suffer in misery on Earth. This goes on until October 21st, five months after the Rapture, when we get a proper Apocalypse and the Earth is cleansed with fire. Now, you might think that the Rapture not coming to pass might slow things down on the whole October Apocalypse thing, but you'd be wrong. Why? Because some nutjobs are claiming that the Rapture actually happened and the number of those saved was so small that it went unnoticed. You didn't actually think the delusional would see reason simply in the face of overwhelming evidence that they're wrong, did you? But hey, after the world doesn't end on October 21st, and we make it through 2012 fine and dandy, the world isn't supposed to end again until 2016, so at least we'll have a bit of a break.
Comment on herra frush (2011-05-22 02:19:23)
Well the Vienna Merisia plates apparently refer to the wheels, not the car, and that's the extent of the research I'm willing to do for a car that looks like it would disembowel itself on a speedbump.