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Comment on Stephen Hawking And Jim Carrey (2007-12-18 17:48:41)
Is it just me or does the second look like REALLY photoshopped? I mean, look at Stephen's face! Does it look superimposed?
Comment on Sonic Girls (2007-12-15 18:07:29)
Sonic is about to discover the joys of scratch-n-sniff....
Comment on Nice Shoes (2007-12-15 14:21:41)
I think these are worthy of being classified as FUGLY.
Comment on Ron Paul Will Save Us All (2007-12-14 14:31:57)
I'm a flaming liberal, at least that's what I thought I was. Now that I have an income and possessions I'm more interested in not letting lazy assholes loot the fruits of my labor.... I like RP and will gladly toss a vote his way even though I know it won't do him any good. TT
Comment on Slow Car (2007-12-11 22:19:12)
Well, That's what I meant. Apparently, since I'm now married, I no longer NEED pussy This is why my wife keeps my cock and balls in a glass case on top of the fire place. In case of emergency, break glass... TT
Comment on Global Warming (2007-12-11 17:17:12)
He's one of the reasons we should be thankfull that there is cancer.
Comment on Atheists (2007-12-10 13:49:50)
The way I see it: Religion= Trying to explain things that science has yet to prove. And here is something you never hear a boxer on the receiving end of an ass beating say: "I'd like to thank Jesus for allowing me to get my ass whooped tonight..." TT
Comment on Slow Car (2007-12-10 12:29:07)
@Gypsy, LOL I get all the pussy I need, while not deployed. I'm married. I will tell you this though. I did not get the girl of my dreams because of the car that I had. You can have all the trailer park trash your little Gypsy heart desires, because that's all you're going to attract with those cars. You want to know what a REAL pussy magnet is? Before my previous deployment I bought a 2005 Lotus Elise and drove the piss out of the poor thing. Did I get it for it's pussy gravitational qualities? Fuck no! I had no idea what this car was capable of, until I pulled out of that lot on that one fateful day. Has I been single at that time, I don't think my life would have ever been the same from that point on. I drove the piss out of that car for six months and then sold it for my upcoming deployment. It was a sad day that day. And the bad thing is that my wife will never let me own one of those again because she saw, first hand, the attention that the car gets... Enjoy your trailer park trash, mullet boy!
Comment on Green Garden, with Path (2007-12-09 17:19:49)
This looks like an illegal immigrant's fantasy...
Comment on The C-String (2007-12-09 17:12:30)
LOL
Comment on The C-String (2007-12-09 16:01:52)
Or is it that the girls that schulzbrianr spends his time with are not old enough to wear bras? Now, that's a scary though... I'm just messin' with ya schulzbrianr!
Comment on Dirty Liberal Gun Laws (2007-12-09 14:53:37)
The sad truth is that a gun will not be helpfull to a girl who already has a man on top of her. Chances are that by the time she has the presence of mind to pull the gun out it will already be too late because the attacker will have already made his move and will already be in the process of securing both her hands together with one of his. It's not like it's a turn based roleplaying game. So, unless she walks around with the gun in her hand (which is illegal, regardless of age) the rapist will be already on her and have an overwhelming advantage. The girl would be better suited by going to the gym frequently and getting physically strong and taking some self defense type of training. By the time she opens her purse, rummages around in there through 6 pounds of make-up and keys and other bullshit, it will already be too late. The girl needs to wise up, travel with a buddy, remain situationally aware, and take some self defense classes..... She doesn't NEED a handgun.
Comment on The C-String (2007-12-09 13:29:27)
I'm a little confused as to the whole logistics of this situation. Does the 'string' go inside the girl's orifice of choice or is it floss??
Comment on Patrick Stewart as Oberon (2007-12-09 01:04:31)
So THAT'S what the king of the fairies looks like!
Comment on Slow Car (2007-12-08 23:44:00)
Thanks for the info on that! Now I'm even more stoked about my G! I'm sure it will make a fine commuter car, for the six months out of the year that I'm actually in the country. I'll just make sure to take it easy on the skid-pad.