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Comment on Military Image Dump (75) (2008-09-01 12:53:58)
That means you do not support the troops are I hope you die a slow painful death. Cause if you don't look at these pictures and provide some sort of respectful comment, the terrorists win.
Comment on Military Image Dump (56) (2008-09-01 12:39:25)
Repost!!
Comment on Military Image Dump (6) (2008-09-01 03:02:26)
.....Especially if you have to wear the rest of the protective suit..... And then your drink tube breaks....
Comment on Military Image Dump (1) (2008-09-01 01:12:38)
I guess their chutes automatically deploy at 1250 feet..... Do you really think they are allowed to pull their own rip chords? That's crazy talk....
Comment on starbucks logo (2008-07-28 21:43:53)
LOOK AT THEIR STOCK?!?!?! LOOK AT THEIR STOCK HE SAID!!! LOL!! By that measure, look at MSFT. They must be a shit company with their stock all the way down at 26 dollars! Ohh and how about CSCO?? Yeah, they are a junk company too! Their stock is only 22 dollars pftpfptfptpt! At 14 dollars Starbucks is an incredible bargain. Buy it now and hold it until the economy turns around and all the idiots of the world start buying ridiculously priced coffee again.
Comment on Mind Games (2008-07-27 20:45:17)
I see a refrigerator repair man type of ass crack. But it could be a healthy set of knockers in a tube top as well....
Comment on starbucks logo (2008-07-27 20:40:02)
I agree... Why blame to company that is obviously giving people what they want? Seems to me that ol' ma and pop fell asleep at the wheel. I would rather blame all the lazy fat asses that kicked ma' and pop to the curb.
Comment on starbucks logo (2008-07-27 19:46:51)
I personally like their fucking coffee. That's probably because I drank the vile shit they have in the Army that comes from concentrate for almost ten years. Now I much prefer to grind my own drip coffee and make my own espresso drinks at home. It's a lot cheaper and it tastes pretty fucking good.
Comment on Practical Home Protection (2008-06-30 11:59:41)
This whole gun debate in America is stupid. What are you going to do with your little guns when this terrible tyrannical government is coming at you with stinger missiles, 30mm cannons, hellfire missiles, and mechanized units? I don't think banning guns should be the answer. I do think a better solution would be to regulate and tax the shit out of it like they do cigarettes. Trust me, the IRS will come after the gun traffickers and get their cut!
Comment on Talk Nerdy to Me (2008-05-23 20:33:41)
I'm surprised no one has made the connection yet. She looks curiously similar to the DC madam, and she is also holding her "geek bling" (i.e. lanyard) in such a way that it looks as though she's contemplating hanging herself...... and yes.... She looks a little thick, but by noting the lack of fat on her wrists, arms, and neck I can definitely say that I would 'motorboat' this one... Nom nom and a fap fap... Good times to be had by all! TT
Comment on Condom Applicator (2008-04-14 16:13:21)
This is fucking stupid. It's more of a pain in the ass to get the rubber into this thing than it is to just put the fucking thing on yourself.
Comment on Firefox v. IE (2007-12-23 23:12:08)
I lulled a little bit, just now.... Is it really work if you're doing something you enjoy and learn from and excell at? I'll tell you one thing, I don't think of it as work, and it sure as shit pays well. Besides, I'm in Iraq. What am I going to do with time off? Time off is time wasted if you ask me. There is nothing productive to do out here outside of work; escept for poker. When I finally decide to go back to the states I'll get a job that I enjoy and work my little 40 hours a week. One thing will be certain then, too. I'll still love my Macs more than any of my PCs. And yes.... ur enrisch iz teh win.
Comment on Firefox v. IE (2007-12-23 21:21:56)
Yeah, it really is a shame that I am able to do everything I would ever need to do on my mac without having to worry about all the bullshit that PC users have to go through. I work on PCs all day every day --12 hours a day, 7 days a week-- and I am completely satisfied with my Mac. It boots up faster than shit, it runs quiet, no blue screen of death. Best laptop I ever had, even better than the Dell XPS I used to have.... What really is a shame is that you can't write a complete sentence.
Comment on Pogs (2007-12-23 20:46:22)
Shit, we use those as currency here in the Green Zone!
Comment on Firefox v. IE (2007-12-23 19:33:29)
Yeah... It's unfortunate that I have to work on government computers that will never let go of Microsoft and IE... I surf on my Macbook Pro and don't have any problems, ever.