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Comment on petite girl on beach (2011-05-24 03:09:56)
If you're getting crushed by women who are between 120 - 140lbs, I suggest you go back to the gym.
Comment on petite girl on beach (2011-05-23 22:54:10)
So is someone like Marylin Monroe, or say Christina Hendricks "land whales?" I'm not talking 300lbs, but I'd rather have sex with a woman, not some child with long hair and the chest and ass of a pre-pubescent male.
Comment on petite girl on beach (2011-05-23 19:47:12)
Bitch needs to eat a damn cheeseburger. Women are meant to have curves, not bony protrusions.
Comment on Rachel Anne (2011-05-20 18:26:22)
Well played Sir, well played.
Comment on P.T.S.D. Army men (2011-05-20 18:22:38)
As someone with PTSD, I'd have to agree with the above post in saying it's wrong. I've seen a lot of good men and women destroy their families, friends and own lives over PTSD. Everyone has their own sense of humor, I get that. This is just my opinion and nothing more.
Comment on Awesome future city or something. (2011-05-18 17:32:58)
Internet troll is successful.
Comment on military rain (2011-05-15 17:39:51)
If there's a jam in the weapon, you simply charge it again to cycle through the rounds to try and keep firing. Hence the unspent munition. Nothing like hot brass falling in between your armor and skin to make your day complete.
Comment on Alberta Grizzly (2011-04-21 04:47:13)
I hunt deer for it's meat and fur. I don't NEED the meat and fur to survive, but I use to help feed my family when I'm lucky enough to get one. But for the sake of not being called a hypocrite, I don't believe in hunting bears. Most people don't eat their meat, or use their fur / hide for anything but rugs and trophies. (The deer capes were used for motorcycle saddle bags.) To take down a bear that size, you would need a sizable, overpowered rifle, no doubt about it. You need to hit the damn thing in it's lungs or heart to kill it, because people wouldn't want to ruin their trophies with a headshot. There's really no reason to hunt bear, unless it's a rogue animal with known attacks on humans, or just sick / dying. And before you call me a tree hugging hippy liberal, for about 3 years I hunted humans in the middle east with an over powered TANK... but my prey shot back. There is nothing wrong with hunting. But really guys... a bear? Stick with bambi, they taste better.
Comment on how to not clean your AK-47 (2011-04-14 11:46:22)
As a unit Armor in the US Army, I would routinely have to check the barrels of our M9's, M4's, M14's, M16's, M240's and M2's with a specialized scope a light kit. Cracks and abrasions can show up on the barrel, that the naked eye just cannot pick out while looking down the barrel like the woman in the picture. And our dependence on technology, by using this scope and light kit has probably saved quite a few peoples fingers, hand or who knows what else from faulty barrels. The US Army is a LARGE branch, and we don't always have the resources to just replace barrels after the recommend amount of rounds have been fired out of them. So we make do, and just PMCS that shit.
Comment on how to not clean your AK-47 (2011-04-12 20:12:14)
Standard practice to be honest. The bolt assembly has been removed, so there's zero chance of have a negligent discharge. Besides, you need to check the barrel for scarring in the metal, burs, etc. And when you don't have fancy equipment, you just have to look like an idiot. lol
Comment on marriage is like a deck of cards (2011-04-05 08:19:02)
Never gets old.
Comment on A case I built for Penny Arcade Expo (PAX East 2011) (2011-04-03 11:21:06)
Sweet! I definitely saw this at PAX East when I was there with my wife. Well done man!
Comment on You're Doing It All Wrong (2011-04-02 10:24:08)
I used to wear my watches like this when I was in the Army. Two reason: Being on a tank crew, I'm always hitting my arms, legs head on different parts of the tank. Especially when you're getting shot at, running a 3 man crew instead of a 4 man crew, and you need to load and fire your own rounds. That being said, I always broke the face of my watch. So many times, I just started wearing it like this. Second reason? While conducting dismounted patrols, Iraqi kids would always swarm us asking for free shit. Can't so I don't blame them, but it still got irritating. Especially when the insurgents started to attack us, by sending in children first. Anyways, I would keep my watch face turned in so the kids didn't see I had a watch, meaning they would leave me alone and not ask for it.
Comment on How much can you possibly know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? (2011-03-24 22:59:13)
Fred Phelps and the entire WBC if I have too. So I can beat his ass with one of my prosthetic legs, and let him go meet his maker.
Comment on blue bullets (2011-03-16 17:45:31)
And I'm pretty sure those are 25mm Bushmaster rounds, not .50 cal.