suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Comment on it's cheaper to buy a new printer than to buy new ink (2010-07-11 11:00:16)
The new Kodak inkjets are amazing. Mad lifespan on those cartridges. They have a calculator on the website that tells you how much you save per year over other inkjets, and it's actually legit. I have one & I can vouch for it.
Comment on west side chicken prize (2010-07-10 11:55:01)
Even stranger: Wiggers that are actually proud of their cock.
Comment on say hi to mommy (2010-07-10 08:08:46)
Sandals with socks? Shoot 'em both.
Comment on Homosexuality - DEATHSTYLE (2010-07-06 14:56:02)
Agreed. Funny though... I got 20 negative votes for my comment that basically presented the same sentiment regarding the guy who had all the facial piercings.
Comment on Immigration problem (2010-07-05 13:36:55)
If it was OK, we wouldn't be asking to reform the system. In the meantime, you can't expect people to choose obeying a law of a foreign country over not starving to death.
Comment on Look at Me! Notice Me! (2010-07-05 13:17:57)
Maybe he just enjoys being in control of his own body and not giving a flying fuck what you or society thinks?
Comment on Immigration problem (2010-07-05 10:44:44)
Right. But the Mexicans are trying to leave Mexico, because it sucks. I don't think we should aspire to be more like Mexico, or call people hypocrites because they don't like a law in our country that's similar to one in a place that they are fleeing. I don't think that pointing out some people as racists is the same thing as ignoring the reality of the situation. The reality is that no matter how much money, guns or fences you throw at the problem, people will still immigrate here (see The War On Drugs for examples). We need to fix they system, not the border.
Comment on Immigration problem (2010-07-05 10:31:16)
My point here is this. If you really want to fix the problem... I mean really fix it instead of looking hip by standing around saying "Dey turk ar jerbs!", we need to do this: Take every brain cell used to think of ways to spend money on "fighting" illegal immigration, and use that brain power to reform the system instead. It's the ONLY solution. The ONLY one.
Comment on Immigration problem (2010-07-05 10:26:38)
Imagine this: You go to to buy a movie or a song. You are told that it is all sold out. But, you can try again on this same day next year, after paying a lawyer a few thousand dollars. You would drive directly home and download a pirated copy from the internet within minutes, and wouldn't think twice. Now imagine that instead of media, we're talking about families, jobs and food. Complaining about people who steal bread to live while you're downloading Iron Man 2 off of a Chinese movie site is a little silly. There's plenty of good arguments against illegal immigration. Taking moral high ground over people trying to merely survive is probably your worst choice.
Comment on Immigration problem (2010-07-05 10:08:26)
If our produce was picked by white Americans who took comp every time they hurt their back working, we would all starve to death. We wouldn't be able to afford whatever produce made it out of the field. My wife worked in immigration law for years. I can tell you plenty of horror stories. Like tear-jerking, shoulda' been on 48Hours stories. Five year waiting lists to get your next piece of paper stamped before you go back into the queue. Men being sent back home where a gang of soldiers murdered their families because we don't offer asylum from that particular nation. Men sent back home to prison because they didn't lie to the judge when he asked if they smoked pot. Except prison in their country doesn't feed or clothe you, your family comes and does that, and your family is all dead from gang violence. I heard at least one crazy story like this a week. The success stories, where people actually made it through the system, usually took years to pan out.
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Holy crap! It has a German-built missile defense system and lasers that destroy photographs as they are being taken.
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How is this spam?
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I'm going to let Halo slide because Lifeforce is down in the lower right.
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I like his pair of Tesla Power Fists. Do you think they are for punching or for shooting bolts of lightning? I say both. I want to see Steampunk Lincoln blast someone with those.
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This would have been significantly improved by listing each color in order of excitement instead of randomly.