suicydking (2291) 49 SFW Posts | 1,185 Space Comments | Favorites | RSS Feed Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Registered 2008-02-13 17:34:16 Comment Karma: 64 Featured Comments: 0 Member of :

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Movinrightalong...
Comment on UBCON XXI (2010-04-16 10:33:02)
You can buy the figs off of the guy for $10-$50 each. Expensive, but one-of-a-kind. He sells the rules online, and I think he sells the boards, too.
Comment on UBCON XXI (2010-04-16 10:26:30)
Genairic, I heard that you're opening a new business that teaches people how to be cool. Is this true? I bet you & your friends give each other lots of hi-5's, amirite?
Comment on UBCON XXI (2010-04-16 09:16:43)
The big board game is The War Game: WWII. It's fricking huge. That particular game lasted an entire day, I believe.
Comment on UBCON XXI (2010-04-16 09:15:09)
zilch, I was in nerd heaven. I haven't been to a con in like 15 years. The game you asked about is called Amputheater. It's a hand-crafted arena battle with unique characters. Each figure is hand made with pipe cleaners & other bits. The arms & heads are removable for battle damage (revealing a bright red pipe cleaner stub beneath) and there are flaming heads you can swap out if your character becomes immolated. Felt blood puddles eventually fill the arena as the game progresses. I didn't get a chance to play, but I watched quite a bit of it. It's pretty fantastic. The creator is a great guy, too.
Comment on UBCON XXI (2010-04-16 08:03:58)
If it makes you feel better, aside from the board game, RPG & boffer-war nerds, there was also a room full of people playing video games.
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RIP, you giant, creepy glow-n-the-dark motherfucker.
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I try to be the Buddhist in my garden/home as much as as I can. I live in harmony with many spiders, bees, rabbits, squirrels, even the odd raccoon or skunk. Hornets and ants, however, can go to hell. I use chemical warfare and a doctrine of Total War whenever possible. These are insects that understand warfare, and they deserve no mercy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_war
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Would have been better 3 days later. So you could celebrate Hitler's B-day. Oh, and The Game.
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Fine and all, but can you play The Game on it? Oh, I got in early on this one.
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...So I pulled up my hair & put on my hat, and I went in to ask him why...
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My god, that's beautiful.
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Word.
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I wonder if he's writing something about riding a girl's bike and wearing an orange tribal skirt.