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Comment on This is the future (2009-10-15 13:41:20)
iPhone - For when it's easier for you to check your e-mail and play tower defense than it is to actually talk to any of the people you went to the bar with. Get off your toys, jackasses, or we're leaving you home next time.
Comment on EinhÓ“nder (2009-10-12 18:56:22)
Nur ein?
Comment on Old School Greatness (2009-10-12 13:05:10)
This was one of my favorite NES games. This, and River City Ransom.
Comment on The Same Color Illusion = Mind Fuck (2009-10-07 20:22:34)
They are the same color. Take Photoshop. Sample the gray of either panel A or B. Then paint, using that color, through the two blocks. Voila. Same color.
Comment on The Same Color Illusion = Mind Fuck (2009-10-07 11:52:42)
This. I didn't believe it 'til I tried it. Stupid brain! Stop messing with me, or I'll stop feeding you alcohol!
Comment on My summer job (2009-10-07 03:41:40)
Black bears are kind of small. Mountain lions are scary. Black bears usually just kind of wander off.
Comment on Church Sign Needs Tweaking (2009-10-07 03:35:02)
Didn't expect that of me? First of all, I read the whole thing. It's long. It's boring. There are lots of info dumps. Reading the whole 'X begat Y' part near the beginning is a slow torture (that I wisely skipped past after the first few). Lots of the earlier books are just "God's laws" info dumps. Deuteronomy is especially bad in this regard, even if it gives me my favorite quotes. The new testament is easier to read, but still kind of preachy. Mostly full of well meaning advice that I only see hippies following, and I don't think their inspiration was the bible. Even then it tells multiple versions, jumps around a lot, and doesn't tell the whole story. I never found the part of Jesus getting crucified. 99% sure it's not in there. There is very little poetry in it. A lot was probably lost in translation after translation... like the word satan being Hebrew for 'adversary' or 'opponent,' and the replacing of anyone who challenged God with a bet in the old Testament (like the Angel who challenged God in Job) with the "Devil," a character added in the new testament. Religion has good and bad parts, but the bible IS a long, boring, contradicting mess. Anyway, my favorite bible quote: 11When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. ~Deuteronomy 25:11-12 (Basically, if two men get into a fight, and one man's wife grabs her husband's opponent by the balls, her husband muss cut off her hand, and do it without hesitation).
Comment on Church Sign Needs Tweaking (2009-10-06 21:14:48)
I've actually read the Bible. Ugh. What a long, boring, contradicting mess it is. It's that way for a reason. That way they can claim whatever they want is in there, and no one will bother to check up on it, because "a man of god" told them. I especially like the laws for selling daughters into slavery.
Comment on "Absitence" Cartoon Dialog (2009-10-06 18:45:34)
This kid passes the class. Man, I'm glad my state didn't have this abstinence crap.
Comment on Rincewind and Luggage (2009-10-06 18:41:24)
Still better than the movie version. I also assumed the feet weren't human-like.
Comment on Ghetto Breakdown Graph (2009-10-06 02:25:14)
Doctors (as in MDs) are much more happy that lawyers, trust me.
Comment on The best class ever (2009-10-06 02:24:37)
Again? I thought we had this last time like a month ago.
Comment on You'll shit bricks.. (2009-10-05 12:01:57)
Okay. Finally saw it. Kind of funny.
Comment on I want Pizza! (2009-10-02 12:10:24)
Ha! Nice. Not that he really had a chance to begin with.
Comment on Google Removal Request (2009-09-27 13:13:12)
Who is Aditya Singh?