Listen to me man. In a few hours that girls going to sober up. She'll work herself into a towering Jesus based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some cruel Somoan, who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room, and then penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member.
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- Comment on When They Were Young (Girlz) (2010-01-01 14:39:11)
Listen to me man. In a few hours that girls going to sober up. She'll work herself into a towering Jesus based rage at the hazy recollection of being seduced by some cruel Somoan, who fed her liquor and LSD, dragged her to a Vegas hotel room, and then penetrated every orifice in her little body with his throbbing, uncircumcised member. - Comment on Kurt Cobain and William Burroughs (2009-11-29 12:23:18)
@ LukeV1-5 I can understand you're strong feelings given that some idiots looked upon Kurt as a role-model. That IS retarded. Emulating that guy is retarded. How he lead his life is stupid from a normal persons point of view. But then, the same applies to Hunter S. Thompson, and that guy kicked arse. Kurt and Grohl wrote some awesome songs. That's all I care about. Reading up on his life story might be interesting, but people who obsess over it need their heads examined I agree. - Comment on Baconizer!!1!!1!!!!!1! (2009-10-04 13:15:12)
But gold can buy many bacons. - Comment on Microsoft Hit Wizard R&B Edition (2009-07-14 17:24:13)
@ KommisarKvC Truth hurts, does it? - Comment on Yay Bubbles! (2009-06-30 07:12:11)
Is that Sarah Chalke? I'm pretty sure it is. - Comment on grenade toss (2009-06-06 04:45:06)
Not that clearly. But anyway, Romanians use Hummers? - Comment on grenade toss (2009-06-05 21:14:01)
Why are they all carrying AK's? - Comment on danica patrick - red carpet (2009-05-30 06:14:42)
I would have sex with her. I just wanted everybody to know that. I wanted you, to know that about me. Because you matter internet. You matter to me. - Comment on Mike Tyson Got Big (2009-05-30 02:48:39)
He once tried to bribe a zookeeper at San Diego zoo to allow him to fight a silverback gorilla! Unbelieveable. - Comment on Avril Lavigne - Black And White Eyes (2009-05-24 14:55:02)
tight "little" body...hmmm, maybe I can flip her over, pretend she's a boy. - Comment on Avril Lavigne - Black And White Eyes (2009-05-24 03:15:17)
I'm no Britney. Yeah Avril, Britney is empty-headed mainstream packaging. You're empty-headed alternative packaging. Too bad you're both packaging. - Comment on Mobile Artillary (2009-05-23 14:45:19)
A Crusader I believe http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/XM2001_Crusader - Comment on star wars - luke and his father catch up (2009-05-19 05:55:49)
They tryin' to tell us, that deep down inside, we all wants to be white!! - Comment on P-51 The Mustang (2009-05-03 05:45:31)
FUCK YEAH!!! CHUCK YEAGER AND SHIT!! SHOOTING DOWN NAZIS!!! - Comment on Andy Hallett (2009-03-31 12:48:19)
He got heart disease from a fucking tooth infection!! Jeezus tap dancing Christ.