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Comment on A Proper Shoggoth (2009-02-06 19:07:27)
That is a proper shoggoth... I approve. (Most shoggoth pictures don't do them justice...)
Comment on WWFSMD (2009-02-04 01:12:21)
I love the Church of the FSM... Here's to making fun of fundamentalists!
Comment on Crystal Pills (2009-02-04 01:08:50)
@Sticky Yes, although the second is alright if you just watch the fight scenes over and over. The third was pure crap, and the ending was so bad that I advise the rare people I encounter who haven't seen it yet to make up their own rather than watching it.
Comment on Crystal Pills (2009-02-04 00:28:11)
Matrix aside, those are pretty neat looking. Also, the Matrix fucking rocks.
Comment on Diane Is Going To Hell (2009-02-03 23:03:27)
Guh. I'm not sure if this is real, ("I always trust Reverend Falwell" feels a bit Orwellian for Falwell to have put it there himself,) but it's not crazier than the actual thing.
Comment on Tom Welling - Smallville Hottie (2009-02-02 23:00:03)
I've only seen this show through season 5 (It's damned hard to find on the internet) but I'd say they dropped Freak of the Week around season 2, except for the occasional episode. The Freak of the Week episodes, when they do happen, are kind of a nice break at this point.
Comment on Wanted Teams (2009-02-02 22:57:36)
Heathen who only saw the movie here. I was really quite disappointed. I was expecting a really dumb action movie consisting of nothing but a 90 minute beautifully choreographed fight scene, with some witty bits or interesting bits, or preferably both, and not too much emotional crap about anything. I saw the movie. It had no really exceptional fights (movie gunfights don't do that much for me. I like my fistfights, thanks) and it had only one great moment, the "Fuck You" keyboard, which was, admittedly, pretty damn funny. However, it was so much less than I had hoped. It had the formula that made the Matrix work (A cool but dubious idea allowing for awesome fights, a good-looking star who can't act for shit, a very high budget.) However, Wanted screwed it up. How do you screw up Angelina Jolie and a lot of slow-motion gunfights? You make an Angelina Jolie movie (of which I never want to see another) instead of a slow-motion gunfight movie (which I will watch over and over.) How do you fuck that up? How? [The Matrix trilogy, and possibly Kill Bill Vol 1, are the only really good action movies ever made IMHO. The rest, while some are perfectly good, just don't live up.]
Comment on The Punisher - A gun that shoots swords (2009-01-22 16:13:53)
Badass, but would be more badass if the swords started out expanded and were visible in the magazine. (Less practical, but it's a gun that shoots goddam swords...)
Comment on jeri ryan - tied in orange (2008-12-24 00:23:17)
I'd just say that Jeri has my vote for the sexiest woman alive. Just thought I'd say that.
Comment on Vader knows what you're getting for Christmas (2008-12-02 21:26:28)
I don't know about a repost, it's a possibility, but this is at very least older than dirt. I first heard this when I was like seven. Old joke is old. For the record, I groaned when I was seven, too.
Comment on Who Cares! (2008-11-28 18:01:13)
My local bagel/donut place had (maybe still has, but I don't remember seeing it recently) this clock. They also have the best damn donuts in the world, in my opinion.
Comment on Can i have my spider back ? (2008-11-27 22:36:17)
Just saw this somewhere else... I love it.
Comment on Tarsiers: Disgusted by You (2008-11-21 22:23:28)
adorable, in a creepy sort of way...
Comment on LAN Party (2008-11-21 22:20:58)
I've never been to a big LAN, but I can answer that for small ones: Because trash-talking over voice-chat just isn't the same. Also, team games play really well if everyone is in the same room. I love LANs.
Comment on leia hat (2008-11-12 19:26:04)
I would submit that, contrary to popular opinion, not everything on the internet is supposed to be sexy. I have to assume this is meant as a joke, and honestly I find it pretty funny.