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Comment on furry (2012-03-08 23:13:29)
That's a pretty fair assessment, actually. I mean, it's still a shame that they're that shallow, but I never looked at it from that angle. Have an internet, sir.
Comment on furry (2012-03-08 19:13:47)
Are there people who are attracted to girls who permanently look like the cover of a metal shop student's binder? It's like the female personification of a Magic Eye picture, but instead of seeing a stereogram you just see the one bright spot of subjective youth and beauty between two dark ages of abuse and regret.
Comment on hula hop (2012-03-08 16:00:27)
I'm surprised that I don't find this familiar - what movie's it from?
Comment on Cleveland Museam of Natural History (2012-03-08 15:57:55)
Ahaha, smartass; I approve. Education and culture are better with humor, anyway. It keeps things feeling human.
Comment on obama care (2012-03-06 19:56:21)
These words have no meaning anymore. Fascism, socialism, freedom, democracy - they're just buzzwords to evoke "Something we fear," "Something we dislike," "Something we like," and "Something we think is good." - regardless of what it really means or if it applies in context. All this asshole really wants to say is, "Obamacare is something I disagree with." and he can't even get that right. George Orwell would slap the shit out of you.
Comment on violin player (2012-03-06 06:01:58)
$10 if she can play a single, steady note.
Comment on gay weeding (2012-03-06 02:17:32)
"Why did everyone get us camcorders as wedding gifts?"
Comment on emma's red lips (2012-03-05 22:50:23)
It's like someone went back in time to the Parent Trap and gave the world another chance at the Lindsay Lohan that should have been. We can just throw away the old one and keep Emma, right?
Comment on Bill Maher on Santorum (2012-03-05 01:21:48)
It pains me how often I agree with Bill Maher; he's such a douchebag about it. I mean, sure, he's right about a lot of things, and can be funny from time to time... but, he's just such an douchebag.
Comment on detailed gun (2012-03-03 23:18:54)
Army ceremonial piece?
Comment on prom chick (2012-03-03 23:17:54)
Did you lurk this off someone's Facebook? Sometimes I imagine you as an actual internet raccoon, just digging around through everyone's trash until you find something worth stealing (Then again, aren't we all?). Also, what's up with the modern day definition of "prom dress?" That shit's not even formal.
Comment on astroid (2012-03-03 23:07:05)
This reminds me: It's time to bring back Spirograph.
Comment on you are the universe experiencing itself (2012-03-03 00:20:56)
Bill Hicks should never be quoted in this fashion.
Comment on Dreamsnatcher (2012-03-02 21:53:18)
Good pun with the title, sir. Good pun.
Comment on "Porn I watch" graph (2012-03-01 19:06:10)
Let me get this straight, you watch: 1) A girl sitting indian style, fully clothed, on a bed or couch while making awkward conversation 2) The A2M2A2M cam-between-legs, hairy bobbin' man ass (complete with ball-pendulum) scene 3) Moneyshot Are you sure you're doing it right?