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Johnny Bravo is a dim-witted, narcissistic ne’er-do-well with an immaculately maintained blonde pompadour hairstyle, ever-present sunglasses, chiseled body and an Elvis-like accent. Bravo spends most of his life failing miserably at womanizing and getting into trouble (usually due to the womanizing) than anything else, save perhaps for the gym. He’s often helped out of scraps by his doting retiree mother and a child-prodigy neighbor whom he finds mildly annoying at best, and considers a serious cramp on his style. When it comes to women, he simply doesn’t know when to quit, almost instantly falling head over heels with any attractive woman with a pulse that he lays eyes on, chasing them relentlessly, despite repeated rejections and often being on the receiving end of a stiff blow or three from the object of his infatuations. In fact, the only three things in life he loves are (in order) women, himself, and his mother with the order of the first two a matter of some debate.