Welcome To The Archive for "2019 Border National Emergency"! Yay!

Donald Trump was President of the United States for two years, then his party lost control of the House of Representatives. It was at that time that he realized that all during his presidency, while his party had control of all three branches of the government. there was a horrible crisis happening on the southern boarder. No one had any idea, but there were millions of terrorists, rapist, and drug runners trying to get into the country illegally. He demanded that he be given control of over $100+ to build a fence. Those that have a clever memory may remember that he campaigned on the idea that Mexico would be paying for the wall, but they told Trump to go fuck himself when he came hat in hand, so now Trump expects the American public to pay for the project.

Donald Trump did not get his money, but after the 2019 budget was passed by the House and Senate, he promptly declared and national emergency to be able to raid pots of money that had been set aside to prevent drugs from infiltrating our neighborhoods, repair decaying infrastructure, and rebuilding housing on military bases.

After his declaration of a national emergency, he promptly fucked off to his retirement community in Florida and ate some eggs while wearing a sweatsuit.