Remove all ads for just $2 a month!

  • “The Artifice Girl” Review

    The Artifice Girl: Directed by Franklin Ritch. With Tatum Matthews, Lance Henriksen, Sinda Nichols, David Girard. A team of special agents discovers a revolutionary new computer program to bait and trap online predators. After teaming up with the program’s troubled developer, they soon find that the AI is rapidly advancing beyond its original purpose.

    There’s only three sets in this entire movie and only 5 or 6 actors with the entire thing being a talking head exercise in discussing exactly what the computer program is and just how much it’s capable of in three different time periods. It may sound like a snooze fest, but I’m happy with what they actually covered, ranging from emotional accusations of possible time in prison to possibly releasing an AI onto an unsuspecting world and what could happen. It’s by no means a visually captivating movie, but it certainly kept my attention with the rapid style conversations.

    Buy On Amazon!

    Mary Elizabeth Winstead

    VAN

    STUDEBAKER

    coffeeMagic

    “Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan” Season 4 Review

    Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan: Created by Carlton Cuse, Graham Roland. With John Krasinski, Wendell Pierce, Michael Kelly, Abbie Cornish. Up-and-coming CIA analyst, Jack Ryan, is thrust into dangerous field assignments.

    A delightfully small stakes but still entertaining season with great action, great acting, and a definite eating. It’s a shame they still haven’t figured out how to make their fake weapon shots look like more realistic, but that’s the current movie climate we find ourselves in.

    A solid series that’s easily bingable.

    Buy On Amazon!

    Gryphon Precinct

    Cliff’s End is rocked by the death of Lord Albin. His son takes over and institutes changes in how the Castle Guard is run: enforced retirements of older guards

    Pretty damn huge spoiler there for the previous book, but it is what it is, and what it is is a huge change in the dynamics of the world that the Castle Guard and their investigative forces. It’s a great wrench to throw into the story and leads to a perfectly enjoyable story that feels as fresh as the first book in the series.

    Buy On Amazon!

    AVANTI

    Mermaid Precinct

    As Cliff’s End struggles to deal with a massive influx of refugees following a devastating fire in the neighboring city-state of Barlin, the docklands are rocked by a stunning tragedy: the legendary Pirate Queen has been murdered! Long the scourge of the Garamin Sea, the Pirate Queen’s death has ripple effects beyond Cliff’s End. Even as Lieutenants Danthres Tresyllione and Torin ban Wyvald investigate her murder, they find themselves embroiled in conspiracies, politics, and the arcane law of the sea–and of the land!

    Yet more fantastic world building with an investigation into the death of a much beloved Pirate Queen, who despite the name, was one of the heroes of the Elven Wars and was responsible for saving many lives. The mystery is solved in a way that I wasn’t quite satisfied with, but there’s some obvious foreshadowing in the resolution that speaks to the future of the world that the Castle Guard exist in that DOES satisfy me greatly.

    Buy On Amazon!

    “It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie” Review

    It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie: Directed by Kirk R. Thatcher. With Steve Whitmire, Dave Goelz, Bill Barretta, Eric Jacobson. ‘Twas the night before Christmas and the Muppet Theatre is in danger of being torn down, but with hilarious send-ups of just about every holiday movie ever made, the Muppets discover that what matters most is their love for each other.

    I watched this before the Christmas holiday but totally forgot to mention it here on the site because of how crazy my schedule got. There’s some good humor here, some bad humor, and some stuff we’re just not going to ever talk about. There’s some pretty standard guest appearances that range from hilarious to mystifying, but I think this one can go into normal Christmas rotation.

    Buy On Amazon!

    “Shatner in Space” Review

    Shatner in Space: With William Shatner, Sarah Knights, Jeff Bezos, Chris Boshuizen. An inside look at the before, during, and after of William Shatner’s trip to space.

    It’s a good look at a brief moment in an elderly man’s life, but it’s a fun look behind the curtains of Jeffbo’s utterly insane “space” program.

    Buy On Amazon!

    BUS

    Jennifer Love Hewitt

    Detroit, Michigan


  • MCS Top Posts for the week ending 2023-12-29

    Here’s this week’s Top Stuff

    (more…)

    COUGAR

    BATMAN #145

    Via

    FORD

    Doctor Who (2023) Poster

    DEEP SPACE WAIFU

    Discover your perfect WAIFU amidst explosions! This is a simple SUPER CASUAL strip ’em up action game, full of colors and women! Destroy alien colonies and do some CLOTH DAMAGE in giant women! Seek your path to the perfect date! Just remember – Girls will be watching.

    A surprisingly competent bullet hell game with a lurid concept, but it fails to directly deliver on the lurid part of it’s promise, at least until you manually add an empty file to the installation directory to “patch” the nudity back into the game, This of course is obscene in how they hide their obscenity and is offensive that you’d have to go through all those hoops just to actually see what you paid to see.

    I’d recommend it, just as long as you know you have to do some minor hacking to get what you want from the game. I played about 5 hours and was able to get all the achievements, of which there are 69 of them, giggity.

    CAMARO

    “No Hard Feelings” Review

    No Hard Feelings: Directed by Gene Stupnitsky. With Jennifer Lawrence, Andrew Barth Feldman, Laura Benanti, Matthew Broderick. On the brink of losing her home, Maddie finds an intriguing job listing: helicopter parents looking for someone to bring their introverted 19-year-old son out of his shell before college. She has one summer to make him a man or die trying.

    Movies about people having sex with other people under false pretense have largely fallen out of favor with the general public, largely due to the implication that it’s actually a rape and if you lie to someone to have sex with them, there’s a level of evilness in you that’s unforgivable. I think in their sense of nostalgia for a movie formula that worked pretty well back in the 1980’s everyone lost sight of the conclusions of the current zeitgeist. The basic premise of the film is just that, she’s a 32 year old woman that’s being paid by the parents of a 19 year old that’s recently graduated from high school but has failed to have sex with an actual human being. There’s a couple scenes (including the entire first ‘mixer’ scene) that brush up against the honest truth that this type of thing is just fine and that the main character played by Jennifer Lawrence is wrong in nearly every aspect of her social stances. To be clear, I knew plenty of dudes that had limited sexual experience before they made it to college and they did just fine with the ladies (or other fellas) if that was what they wanted to do. A few of them straight up were uninterested in pursuing romantic interests, which is just fine. No one needed to be ‘fixed’ by having sex with a uber driver that’s nearly twice their age.

    There’s some really funny or poignant scenes in the film, it’s a shame they’re encapsulated in such a problematic film.

    Buy On Amazon!

    CRINGE

    NASH

    SHOULD BE IN HELL

    DRAGSTER

    NO

    TRUCK

    MERCURY

    Goofy’s Betrayal

    Elizabeth Olsen

    PHEW

    RAPTURED

    JOAN JETT