“Jaws 3-D” Review

Jaws 3-D: Directed by Joe Alves. With Dennis Quaid, Bess Armstrong, Simon MacCorkindale, Louis Gossett Jr.. A giant thirty-five-foot shark becomes trapped in a SeaWorld theme park and it’s up to the sons of police chief Brody to rescue everyone.

A very young Dennis quaid costars with an equally young Lea Thompson in this movie that was designed to trill in 3d, but in normal flatscreen-o-vision, is more of a b-rated made for tv movie that doesn’t have the emotional punch of the first two films. I’m honestly not even sure how SeaWorld approved having their name associated with this for several reasons, the main one being all the dead people and animals at a SeaWorld location.

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