Donald Trump blocked from Maine presidential ballot in 2024
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“Tom Clancy’s Jack Ryan” Season 4 Review
Tags:Television, Television Posters, Television Reviews
A delightfully small stakes but still entertaining season with great action, great acting, and a definite eating. It’s a shame they still haven’t figured out how to make their fake weapon shots look like more realistic, but that’s the current movie climate we find ourselves in.
A solid series that’s easily bingable.
Gryphon Precinct
Tags:book covvers, Book Reviews, Books
Pretty damn huge spoiler there for the previous book, but it is what it is, and what it is is a huge change in the dynamics of the world that the Castle Guard and their investigative forces. It’s a great wrench to throw into the story and leads to a perfectly enjoyable story that feels as fresh as the first book in the series.
Mermaid Precinct
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Yet more fantastic world building with an investigation into the death of a much beloved Pirate Queen, who despite the name, was one of the heroes of the Elven Wars and was responsible for saving many lives. The mystery is solved in a way that I wasn’t quite satisfied with, but there’s some obvious foreshadowing in the resolution that speaks to the future of the world that the Castle Guard exist in that DOES satisfy me greatly.
“It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie” Review
Tags:Movie Posters, Movie Reviews, Movies, The Muppets, X-Mas
I watched this before the Christmas holiday but totally forgot to mention it here on the site because of how crazy my schedule got. There’s some good humor here, some bad humor, and some stuff we’re just not going to ever talk about. There’s some pretty standard guest appearances that range from hilarious to mystifying, but I think this one can go into normal Christmas rotation.
“Shatner in Space” Review
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It’s a good look at a brief moment in an elderly man’s life, but it’s a fun look behind the curtains of Jeffbo’s utterly insane “space” program.
Charlene Tilton, 1970s
Tags:charlene tilton, NeSFW, Sexy
Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas, doctors find
Researchers suspect euphoria and intimacy of season may be behind spike in cases
Rudy Giuliani Declares Himself Bankrupt
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DEEP SPACE WAIFU
Tags:Game Reviews, Gaming, NeSFW
A surprisingly competent bullet hell game with a lurid concept, but it fails to directly deliver on the lurid part of it’s promise, at least until you manually add an empty file to the installation directory to “patch” the nudity back into the game, This of course is obscene in how they hide their obscenity and is offensive that you’d have to go through all those hoops just to actually see what you paid to see.
I’d recommend it, just as long as you know you have to do some minor hacking to get what you want from the game. I played about 5 hours and was able to get all the achievements, of which there are 69 of them, giggity.
“No Hard Feelings” Review
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Movies about people having sex with other people under false pretense have largely fallen out of favor with the general public, largely due to the implication that it’s actually a rape and if you lie to someone to have sex with them, there’s a level of evilness in you that’s unforgivable. I think in their sense of nostalgia for a movie formula that worked pretty well back in the 1980’s everyone lost sight of the conclusions of the current zeitgeist. The basic premise of the film is just that, she’s a 32 year old woman that’s being paid by the parents of a 19 year old that’s recently graduated from high school but has failed to have sex with an actual human being. There’s a couple scenes (including the entire first ‘mixer’ scene) that brush up against the honest truth that this type of thing is just fine and that the main character played by Jennifer Lawrence is wrong in nearly every aspect of her social stances. To be clear, I knew plenty of dudes that had limited sexual experience before they made it to college and they did just fine with the ladies (or other fellas) if that was what they wanted to do. A few of them straight up were uninterested in pursuing romantic interests, which is just fine. No one needed to be ‘fixed’ by having sex with a uber driver that’s nearly twice their age.
There’s some really funny or poignant scenes in the film, it’s a shame they’re encapsulated in such a problematic film.
CRINGE
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SHOULD BE IN HELL
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Fitting In | Official U.S. Trailer
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Goofy’s Betrayal
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RAPTURED
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