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  • I’m cursed

    Jessica Alba

    marilyn monroe, mid 50s

    “Voodoo Passion” Review

    Voodoo Passion: Directed by Jesús Franco. With Vicky Adams, Ada Tauler, Karine Gambier, Jack Taylor. Susan comes to Haiti to be with her husband. His naked sister asks her, if she’s ever made love to a woman. Susan dreams vividly of nudity, Voodoo rituals and killing.

    Otherwide known as “Call of the Blonde Goddess”, I was sucked in by this fantastic poster and the movie itself ended up being about what i thought it was going to be, with barely any clothing and a fair bit of weird white curiosity of a black religion with all the accouchements that comes with. Other than the titillation factor, I can’t really suggest this one too much.

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    “Something the Lord Made” Review

    Something the Lord Made: Directed by Joseph Sargent. With Cliff McMullen, Yasiin Bey, Luray Cooper, Alan Rickman. A dramatization of the relationship between heart surgery pioneers Alfred Blalock and Vivien Thomas.

    Another entry in the “I saw a scene on TikTok that looked interesting, so I watched the whole movie” and it turns out that Alan Rickman and Mos Def were both great actors at the time this movie was made, it was well written, and didn’t present the men as unstoppable saviors of humanity, but instead as fallible people that had their ups and downs.

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  • MaXXXine



    MaXXXine: Directed by Ti West. With Giancarlo Esposito, Michelle Monaghan, Mia Goth, Elizabeth Debicki. In 1980s Hollywood, adult film star and aspiring actress Maxine Minx finally gets her big break. But as a mysterious killer stalks the starlets of Hollywood, a trail of blood threatens to reveal her sinister past.

    Like a moth to a flame!

    “Archive” Review

    Archive: Directed by Gavin Rothery. With Theo James, Stacy Martin, Rhona Mitra, Peter Ferdinando. 2038: George Almore is working on a true human-equivalent AI. His latest prototype is almost ready. This sensitive phase is also the riskiest. Especially as he has a goal that must be hidden at all costs.

    Feels low budget, but is much more clever than I initially thought with some well laid out foreshadowing that I noticed, but was bamboozeled into thinking was referring to something else. Also, the robots are all absolutely adorable and I wish I had one in my life. Sorta, they do end up being different than what we’re initially made to believe, so I want the first impressions, not what they ended up being.

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    Good boomer

    Robert Redford, 1959.

    Jeep thing

    Taylor Momsen

    Dua Lipa

    Daily Standup 2024-04-08


    In which I fight my neighbors for parking in my yard.

    Jessica Alba

    Selena Gomez

    Emma Watson

    An olde one