Gothic Valentines Day

Dear Margret,

You make me want to cut myself and bleed out.

I want to pierce your labial hood.

I want to make you cry, in love.

Would you like to bleed out together?

happy valentine’s day

Police State = Happy State

Hey YOU

Stop whining about civil liberties.

A police stats is a safe state

—oldamericancentury.org

Rescue Dog

RIAA Killed My Computer

by fuzzydemon

Io: The Prometheus Plume

From NASA via Warren Ellis 

Penguin Island

Where’s the onramp?  What happens when Joe the Penguin falls off? WHO WILL HELP JOE?

Futurama- I Waited For You Fry Motivational Poster

via Kharmageddon

This Is Inadequate

Kitty needs mo cereal.

MythBusters Ass

Is this really what’s her name’s rear end?  What episode was this on?  I need to ::ahem:: research it.

Firefly- Reaver Statue

Oh, I know what I’m going to spend my allowance on this week.

from comic-images

Will Cuddle For Food

Private Property: If you can read this, you are in range

TMNT Wallpaper

Cross Overs Motivational Poster

American Airlines Advertisement

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She only wants what’s best for you

A cool drink. A good dinner.

A soft pillow and a warm blanket.

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Oedipus says what?
From Vintage_ads

X-Box Is Hueg

I own one.  It’s on a trailer in my garage.

Ebay Motivational Poster

Hot Sniper

Those bullets are the size of her fingers.  Yum.

Firefox

Is it really a dog?  or a …um fox?

Warhammer 40k: Dance Steps For GW’s Space Hulk Game

Kitty Shark Bait

NOT PHOTOSHOPPED.

Whales On Stilts

Secretly, you always knew this day would come.

Oh it’s a real book. Whales On Stilts

Drive Carefully: Think Of The Impact You Could Make

See also:

Car Kill Point Decals

School Zone Flyers

Pistol Popping Smoke Out

Sing With The Four Roses Societ!

Just love how the dog looks so damn happy.

from Vintage photographs

My Next Gaming Rig

Tons more of this set up over at fishki.net my russian isn’t all that hot, but I think they’re claiming this is Steve Ballmer’s set up.

Tax Form 1040EZ 2DO

Mooninite Terrorist In Action

[1-31]

Puppy Wallpaper

omg, puppies are teh cute.

Macgyver Tool Set

This thing was around the net like EVERYWHERE a month ago.  I was going to put it up then, but guess what?  I’m a lazy fuck who likes to do all of his posting at once, so here it is.  A month late.

Hardly Boys in The Case Of The World Trade Center Conspiracy

Man, I remember the Hardy Boys!  When I read their books, they were in the CIA and shit, and one of the boy’s girlfriend was killed in the first book, and they were trying to track down the sumbitchs that did that shit, and they were going to fuck him up good.
Then I went back and read all the old books, and I was like, ‘wtf’, where’s the CIA.

Lex Stole 40 Cakes, And Don’t Give A Fuck

Sean Connery’s Sexy Mustache

Man’s got the fuzzy lip there, and where the hell did that rug come from on his chest?  Damn!

You Gonna Get Loved Tenderly

Remember him?

Hansaplast Long Pleasure Condom Advertisement

for a brief moment there, I didn’t think that was dynamite.  You guess what I thought it was.

Anna Nicole Smith Is Dead.

WHOA OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD

ROFL Mao

Time Travel Advertisement

WANTED: Somebody to go back in time with me. This is not a joke. PO Box 322, Oakview, CA 93022. You’ll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

Long Legs FTW

Love girls in chokers. LOVE.

Warp Factor Fuck You

THERE IS NO IMAGE MACRO FOR WHAT I AM FEELING

My GOD it’s full of stars.

Amazing Dartmouth Tour Group Prank

From Break.com

The Joy Of Not Being Sold Anything Graffiti

Fuck Your Theory

That’s a gun in his hand. he wins the argument.

Pork Brains In A Can

One can of these, and you’re good for like a week’s worth of cholesterol.

Reality Sucks

for utopolis.be

Mark Twain Looks COOL

When you look this cool

You don’t need

to be on topic

Firefly- I’ll Be In My Bunk

Jaaaaayne

Michael Fox Etch A Sketch

Oh, it’s so wrong, yet so funny.

From wtf_omg

Facinating Cat