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  • Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.

    That’s what I hear at least, so that makes my statement hearsay. Cause we all know what we hear can’t be true. Unless we hear it from Lord Xeno, then it’s gospel.

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    “A controversy erupted in 2005 after he openly criticized actress Brooke Shields for using the drug Paxil, an anti-depressant, which Shields claims helped her recover from postpartum depression after the birth of her daughter in 2003; Cruise asserted, contrary to assertions in the medical field, that there is no such thing as a chemical imbalance, that psychiatry is a form of pseudoscience. This led to a heated argument with Matt Lauer on The Today Show on June 24, 2005.[11] At one point, Cruise criticized Lauer’s challenging questions, accusing Lauer of being “glib”, and telling him “You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do.”

    From wikipedia’s Tom Cruise entry.

    U.S. Department of Psy Ops War Poster

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    Crush The Germans
    WITH YOUR MIND.
    U.S. Dept. Of Psy Ops

    X-Wing Landing Accident Evidence

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    We all know that the US military has been using “Star Wars” technology for sometime now, he’s an example of a X-Wing landing that went bad on the USS Long Island.

    NinJew

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    Masterbation

    Panty Raid

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    by Boris Vallejo

    No Escape

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    Coca-Cola Blak

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    I want to try this, but I’m scared. I want to try it, but I cannot find it!
    It’s apparently a combo of coke and coffee.

    Koparka mechanical beast

    Koparka = miner?  I can’t really get a good answer from my bablefish. i think he’s too drunk off the smashing pumpkins I have blaring.  Anyone have any ideas?

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    Freedom Of The Press

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    The due reward for all who responsibly
    report the virtues of Our Glorious Leader.

    Classified Document

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    This Document Is Now Classified

    You have no rights to see why it
    is classified.

    Any Attempt to display this in public
    is a crime.

    We are tracking yoru calls only because
    we have not yet figured out how to
    trackyoru thoughts. That is coming.

    Oh, and this goes for that stupid little
    Consititution document also.

    Lex Luthor Motivational Poster

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    You’re Like the richest man in Metropolis. Can’t you just BUY some cakes?

  • Pool Alterations

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    I Have altered the pool.
    Pray I do not alter it any further.

    Hat Instructions

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    You’re Doing It Wrong

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    Look at these morose mother fuckers here

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    any reasons to post a picture of these two is a good reason. My reason? I’m bored. so here. Jay and Silent Bob.

    Copy Pasta

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    COPY PASTA!

    Newcomer: SNAKE

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    wtf was that box about?

    IN THE POOOPA!

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    STICK IT IN HER POOPER!

    Sexy Spock

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    GOD DAMN those sideburns turn me on.

    No Girls

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    No Girls allowd on the internet

    Traitor

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    I believe we may have
    a traitor amongstus

    Stop

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    Pity Date?

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    Russian Cybermage…thing.

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    I have no idea what’s going on here, I just know I love this picture.

    Halo 3

    Fan boy Joy Juice is all over the place here at my confined space:

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    Use them on my desktop? Why what a great idea!

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    Also, here’s a torrent of the teaser in High Def.

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    Darksided!!! Sykicks!!!

    One of the best moments in television history was when this woman got her 15 minutes of fame. She’s even got her own Wikipedia entry: Marguerite Perrin.

    “…most known for her appearance on the FOX network reality show Trading Spouses 2005 season premiere. She traded homes with a New Age humanist, Jeanne D’Amico Flisher, from Boxborough, Massachusetts. Many viewers were taken aback by her erratic behavior, vociferous attitude, yelling, unexplained vomiting and continuous proselytization.”

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    Phone Tapping

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    Don’t Worry about the clicking on your phone!

    You’ve got nothing to be worried about… if you’re not a terrorist!

    A Message From The Ministry Of Homeland Security

    btw, who decides who’s a terrorist?

    Sea of Tents

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    HAHAHAHA sucks to be YOOOOU

    They Live : GWB Version

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    In reference to a movie by the name of “They Live”

    From IMDB:

    “The plot is quite simple, Nada(Roddy Piper) a homeless drifter stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses through which you can see the world for what it really is, a communist type environment controlled by aliens, and then joins up with his buddy Frank(Keith David) to stop them. In the middle of all this there a lot of great one liners, a lot of harebrained action and one of the longest, and best, fist fights ever filmed. “

    Oh, and that “longest, best fist fights”? Not really best, but really long. Like 10 minutes long, which is a long damn time to watch two sweaty men beat on each other, working up a sweet sweat that drips off their…uhhh crap, I’ll brb…

    THE POWER OF RUMMY

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    I’d put the full image up there, but it’s huge. and I like huge. so click on the thumb, and BASK IN THE POWER OF RUMMY.