Child’s Play 2006

I’ve been a fan of Penny Arcade for a long time, and I strive to have the kind of patronage that they have (4.5 million readers? youch!) One of the best ideas that they ever had was to create the Child’s Play Charity. So, if you have an extra couple bucks, click on the banner, and go donate something to the closest hospital to you!
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  • Asbestos Cancer and Lung Disease Hazard

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    Danger

    Asbestos

    Cancer and Lung Diease Hazard

    All your base are belong to us.

    Repirators and Protective clothing are required in this area.

    Fat Girls Give The Best Head

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    Fat girls give the best head because they’re hungry

    Online Pornography

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    Been To Sex Sites

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    Networking Cable Porn

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    A Rather Large Aquarium

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    This is cool. But where is it from?

    Shanty Town

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    Wow.

    Federal Bureau Of Investigation WMD Operations Unit

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    Is this a real patch for a real governmental agency?

    Classy Gentleman

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    I wish all idiots did this, cause then you would KNOW just what to expect from their stupid ass.

    Drive In Car Wash

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    So it’s easy to get in, but how the hell do you get it out?

    Care Bears FTW!

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    Man The Harpoons

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    Big Cow Girl

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    Ceiling Cat

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    Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

    Warhammer Statue

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    God, these things are cool looking.

    Natalie Portman Hottie Wallpaper

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  • Management Style

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    It all rolls downhill, don’t it?

    Hit Me With A Club

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    No thanks, looks like someone’s already beat the shit out of you with an ugly stick.

    I can explain this

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    You see a dalmation with a bunch of spotted cats means he was out getting some pussy.

    Jennifer Connelly In A Thong

     

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    Sweet Jumpin Jesus!

    You were banned from Biblocality

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    You have been banned for the following reason:

    Called Jesus a nigger

    Date the ban will be lifted: Never

    NOLA Lake Front Property

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    The entire city was lake front for a while, lol

    Halo- Master Chief’s Arsenal

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    From the Halo Graphic Novel

    Family Circle Jerk

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    Ron Jeremy FTW.

    Bread Toaster

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    Jennifer Connelly

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    From a movie?  From a publicity still?  OMG hawt.

    Dr Ruth: Sex Maniac

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    Party Time

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    That’s just about several thousand dollars in liquor there!

    RIAA: MP3 Police

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    The Real James Bond

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    Needs More Speaker

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    Wonder how that bass feels…

    WWJD Wallpaper

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    Darth Maul Milk Mustache

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    When I’m out slaughtering Jedi, I don’t have time to worry about getting enough calcium.  That’s why i drink milk.  It’s 9 essential nutrients help keep my bones strong, which is good, because I’d look really stupid if one of my horns broke off.

    You looked even dumber being cut in half dude.  Milk didn’t save you then, did it?  Bitch.