Tandy 5000 MC Professional System

Looks like I’ll be needing to upgrade my system, I hear they’re coming out with a system that will “run on windows” whatever the hell that means…

Futurama Anime Group Shot

Hypno Toad!

Simpsons Anime Group Shot

The Harpoons. You Must Man Them.

Bad News For Bikers

Oh crap.  I dropped my bike once, and it totally fucked up the mirrors and paint finish.  I can only imagine how much this is going to suck to repair.

Firefly: Lessons Learned

I Support Our Dupes

Don’t Be Stupid: Wear A Condom

Astro Cat

Manual Override Motivational Poster

Wii Wallpaper- Turns Your Dad Homo Gay

Things To Do Today

Things to do today:

1. Crush Enemies

2. See them driven before me

3. Hear lamentations of women.

Julia Stiles – Girl From Bourne Supremacy

She was beautiful in the Bourne movies.

Modified Audi TT

Saw these at both Eat Liver and Fishki.net, so no idea who gets the “first credit” there… but it’s supposed to be a modded Audi TT.  Anyone know anything else about this beauty?  It looks like it’d be at home on the set of Blade Runner.

Cthulu Monster

Too small to be the Old One himself, but maybe one of his minions?

Banana Phone

Don’t understand?  Check this out.

Polar Bear Apple Ice Cubes

Basic Math Motivational Poster

dirty harry is pimp

Bomb McDonalds

from here

Wal*Mart Fat Ass

We now stock our shelves with clothes to actually cover your fat ass.

Windows Vista’s Future?

Donkey Kong Country

Money Can’t Buy Happiness

Money Can’t Buy Happiness, But it can buy marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing

Floating Cute Puppies

Live In Russia!

Live in Russia

Instead of playing post-apocalyptic RPG’s

Very Identifiable Passport Picture

Melted Ice Cream Truck

Ironic?

Anonymity Motivation Poster

Beer Cat

Crime Doesn’t Pay

Crime doesn’t pay….it collects.

Modern Military Assault Team

In light of the budget crisis, here’s an idea on how to lower our armor costs

Homer + John Wayne = GW Bush

I’m thinking this is an advertisement for a spanish language newspaper perhaps.

Black Kid’s Computer Desk

Looks like they’ve already changed the page 🙁

Blue Purple Storage Tank Wallpaper

I wonder what it stores?

Scarlett Johansson

Thinking Of Kia Advertisement

Watermellon Bandit

“Gimme!”

Battle Turtle

You don’t go to war with the Army you want, you go to war with the Army you have.

Think Bigger : Stihl Advertisement

Cheap Parking Garage

Whoops.  This is what happens when you use the aluminum roof for extra parking space.

Hot Sniper

I can only assume that’s a long range sniper rifle she’s holding there.

Big Truck = Little Willy

That thing is huge.  Why would anyone need a vehicle that large?  I would imagine it’s not for inner city use, but still…

Sweat or Pee?

Whoops

Sun Kiss

Green Snake Wallpaper

Mushroom Cloud Hottie

I’d say it’s either an advertisement or proof of concept image.

Creepy Advertisement

WTF?

Wedding Night Plans

Advil Advertisement

Nestle Crunch With Caramel Advertisement

What says you internets? I go with the first pronunciation. THAT’s the correct way to say it!