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  • Dear Yoda

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    Dear Yoda,

    I want to hump your green butt.

    xoxoxo

    Photographic Pooch

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    This is how I wake up every morning.

    The dog, not the photographer.

    Obama Rocks Austin

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    Yehaa mother fucker!

    Castle Reflections

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    Took me a moment to realize it wasn’t a shitty photo manipulation, it was a good real picture.

    American Tactical Force

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    Man, those are some realistic looking toys there.  And the cat’s real looking too.

    Easy Bake Meth Lab

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    As someone that’s never tried meth before, nor tried to cook it up, is this a good indication of what you’d need to make some?

    You Guys Talking About Shenanigans??

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    When’s their next movie coming out?  They still haven’t done much that’s topped Super Troopers, although Beer Fest was close…

    Map Of The United States Circuit Court System

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    Just in case you were wondering what Circuit Court you lived in.

    I’m in 11.

    Cthulhu Rises

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    You ever get that feeling you shouldn’t have messed with the Sleeping One?

    300 – Hello, Hell Restaurant?

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    I need a reservation for 300

    Military Style Close Shave

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    You’d think that the car’s driver would pay a little more attention around the multi-million dollar aircraft, right?

    Spartans In MY Restaurant?

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    It’s more likely than you think!

    [edit: I need to mention 300 somewhere in the post so when people search the site for 300, they’ll get this one too. 300]

    Wet Cat Wallpaper

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    Stupid cat.


  • Woman Spotted yesterday reading today’s paper

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    Feels like an Onion article to me.

    Captain America Wallpaper

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    I’d like to thank CNN, NYT, and Wired.com for fucking comic book fans over EVERYWHERE by spoiling the end of one of the largest stories to ever come out of marvel’s bullpen.  Wired really gets a giant middle finger, cause this isn’t the first time they’ve fucked their loyal readers over.  This last week they spoiled the most recent episode of battlestar galactice in their RSS Feed title.  I mean seriously, how incompetent can you get?  Meh, I’ll just never go back to their site, and unsubscribe from their RSS feed.  I’d suggest you do the same.

    Kara County Sheriff Car Decals

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    We’ll Kick Your Ass…

    …And take your doughnuts too!

    School Bus Stop Ahead : Shooting Prohibited

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    It should go without saying that you shouldn’t base camp the spawn zone.  God.

    System Fan Malfunction

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    This is what happens when you try to overclock a quantum computer.  Time / Space distortion on an EPIC level.

    Quantum Junction

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    Quantum Junction
    Get in both lanes
    Max Speed: 30e2

    Gas Mask Family

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    Surreal enough that it might be photoshopped, but surreal enough that it might be real.

    From vintagephoto

    Help Desk Warning

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    WARNING!

    If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.

    Tank Rush KEKEKE

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    Fucking terrans.

    3p Webcomic

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    from Three Panel Soul

    [starwars, yuengling, beer, roommate]

    Krispy Kreme Nightly News

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    Apparently someone was a little too quick on their google images search for the nightly news.  (these pictures have been floating around everwhere, so I have no idea where they first came from, anyone?)

    Vege Lucky Ham

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    Tell me, is the pig very lucky if it’s been slaughtered, processed, and packages for your consumption?

    Hamburger Pile

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    Oh, you’re eyes do not deceive you, this image is posted under sexy.  DEAD SEXY.

    Captain Jean luc Spears

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    Wonder what her version of the Picard Maneuver would be.  Something with umbrellas no doubt.

    Yellow Ricer Punks

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    Yellow for the color, not the race.  Don’t get your panties all bunched up.

    Clear Water Wallpaper

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    I desperately want to go scuba diving in water like this.  My experience up till now has been in water that’s all clear as mud.

    Lazy Island

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    God, there’s no garage.

    DHL Pool Service

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    Reader voices strong opinion on atheists

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    It’s time to stomp out atheists in America. The majority of Americans would love to see atheists kicked out of America. If you don’t believe in God, then get out of this country.

    The United States is based on having freedom of religion, speech, etc., which means you can believe in God any way you want (Baptist, Catholic, Methodist, etc.), but you must believe.

    I don’t recall freedom of religion meaning no religion. Our currency even says, “In God We Trust.” So, to all the atheists in America: Get off of our country.

    Atheists have casued the ruin of this great nation by taking prayer out of our school sna being able to rpactice what can only be called evil. I don’t care if they have never committed a crime, atheists are the reason crime is rampant.

    Wow.

    Just wow.

    [EDIT: Thanks to Dave, we now know this is a real letter from Alaska]

    Fast Dog Warning Sign

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    I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds.

    Can you?

    Bible Fight!

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    damn if those books don’t hurt like a bitch.

    Installation Wizard

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    Installation Wizard demands thedeactivation of all running programs.