6000 SUX: An American Tradition

John F. Kennedy Was A Liberal

“If by a ‘Liberal’ they mean
someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who
welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who
cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their
housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights,
and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can
break through the stalemate and suspicions
that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean
by a ‘Liberal,’ then I’m proud to say I’m a ‘Liberal.'”John F. Kennedy, Democrat

Cthulhu’s Wellformed

The Internet: On Disk

MooseKnuckle

This is wrong on so many levels, but it’s d#mn funny.

Fox News: Watch it you Commie scum!

Democrats Are Sexy

P-90 : The Stargate Weapon of Choice

Big Glass Bong

Halo 2 High Resolution

Has Anyone Seen My Bike?

Nice Stargate

Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine

Optimus Prime Died for YOUR sins!

Darth Vader’s Sandwich Making Skills Are LEET

Oh Hi, I Upgraded Your RAM

Toilet Mech

Lost- Season 2 Cast

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WWRJD? What would republican Jesus do?

Clinton Spoke Truthiness to Power

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Cthulhu Lego Apocalypse

Drugged Up Spiders

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San Francisco Bridge Sign

Rapist and Murderer? Free ticket to heaven!

Muscle Squirrel

Real Life Half Life – Gordon Freeman

404 – Cause You’re An Asshole

The Page Cannot be displayed because your are an asshole

Please, for the love of god, try the following:

Don’t click the Refresh button. Go outside now.

If you are about to spend another $100 at Amazon, then please contact Amazon Anonymous.

To go outside, first click the Cyber Hypnosis menu, and then click Cold Water in the Face. on the Numb Ass tab, click Sedentary back Pain. The Get Out Of Your Chair settings should match those provided by your local area network (LAN) administrator.

If your Evil Computer Addict Persona has enabled it, we can examine your network and quickly discover a way to wake you up from your computer-induced stupor.

If you would like Windows to try and discover them, click Detect Computer-Induced Stupor

There are a host of things awaiting you in the outside world: fishing, skiing, skeet shooting, triatholons, PTA meetings, and dentist appointments, for example.

If you are unable to get up, click here and your power strip will emit a large enough shock to scare you back to your senses. If that doesn’t work, then we give up. You are officially in need of serious help. Dial 1-800-GET-HELP on your computer’s keypad to reach a mental hospital near you.

Click the Back button to melt your computer

Cannot find reality files
Internet Explorer

Successful Ministry to the Retarded

Warhammer Gun

Is this Warhammer 40K?

Kill it With Fire

Master Chief Vs Alien

Satan Is My Lord

Small Penis?

Submarine Beach of DOOM

Innocent Bag or TERRORIST BOMB?!?!?!?!?

Never Get In A Land War With Asia

This Is A Bad Post

Preserving American Democracy.

Canadian Milk Bags

NO way!  The idea of milk coming in a bag is so weird, but I looked it up on the internet, and the internet is never wrong, and would never lie to me.

So here’s an example:

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Optimus Prime And His Boombox

Wasn’t there a Transformer that turned into a boom box?

Watermelon Bikini

There are few things as refreshing as a watermelon bikini!

Warhammer 40k- Horus

Komma-Klansman

From www.somethingpositive.net

Hamlet Got To Get Paid

Calvin And Hobbes

God Damn, I love this comic:

Master of the CLIT

T-Rex vs Squid vs Whale

Durex: Enjoy The Other Side

A series of Tubes, not a dump truck

NORML Prohibition Poster