Now Everyone Knows

Condi-Vampi

Day Clock

You’re A Liberal

Rumsfeld is incompetent

Post-It Notes

I’d Tap That Ass

Lawful Chaos

Princess Leia Cosplayers

The Many Sides of Dubya

Straight Out Of Lynwood

Hello Kitty 40k

Harry Potter Class Photo

Emo Bear

Halo 2 High Resolution

Leeroy Jenkins School of Raid Management

Starbucks: Ruler of the Universe

Lego Aircraft Carrier

Holy crap, that’s a lot of legos, and an awesome sight.

Smoking smells like what?

Firefly Goofy Fucks

Determination

Russian Micho

I wonder if all cats in Russia have to wear those little outfits

He actually looks pretty calm about the whole thing!

Appalachia: lily white excitement!

6000 SUX: An American Tradition

John F. Kennedy Was A Liberal

“If by a ‘Liberal’ they mean
someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who
welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who
cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their
housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights,
and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can
break through the stalemate and suspicions
that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean
by a ‘Liberal,’ then I’m proud to say I’m a ‘Liberal.'”John F. Kennedy, Democrat

Cthulhu’s Wellformed

The Internet: On Disk

MooseKnuckle

This is wrong on so many levels, but it’s d#mn funny.

Fox News: Watch it you Commie scum!

Democrats Are Sexy

P-90 : The Stargate Weapon of Choice

Big Glass Bong

Halo 2 High Resolution

Has Anyone Seen My Bike?

Nice Stargate

Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine

Optimus Prime Died for YOUR sins!

Darth Vader’s Sandwich Making Skills Are LEET

Oh Hi, I Upgraded Your RAM

Toilet Mech

Lost- Season 2 Cast

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WWRJD? What would republican Jesus do?

Clinton Spoke Truthiness to Power

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Cthulhu Lego Apocalypse

Drugged Up Spiders

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San Francisco Bridge Sign

Rapist and Murderer? Free ticket to heaven!

Muscle Squirrel

Real Life Half Life – Gordon Freeman

404 – Cause You’re An Asshole

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