Audrey Hepburn Is Hot
Before Jennifer Connely was hot, there was Audrey Hepburn.
Who was hot.
Thank god for hotties.
Octopus Invasion
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Fantasy - Science Fiction, WTF
9-11 Pentagon Image
I found this somewhere on the internet, most likely from a fark discussion. The image above pretty firmly proves that it wasn’t anything small that hit the pentagon, and it certainly wasn’t a missile. The image is huge, so if you click on it, be aware it’s almost 1 meg.
Washing Instructions
This is a clothing label from a small American compnay that sells their product in France. Here’s the translation fo the French part of the label:
Wash with warm water.
Use mild soap
Dry flat
Do not use bleach
Do not dry in the dryer.
Do not iron.
We are sorry that are president is an idiot.
We did not vote for him.
Battlestar Galactica Hotties
Tags:Battlestar Galactica, Fantasy - Science Fiction, Sexy, Television
Towel Dog
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
Village Of The Damned
Wikipedia says :
An American village is visited by some unknown life form which leaves the women of the village pregnant. Nine months later, the babies are born, and they all look normal, but it doesn’t take the “parents” long to realise that the kids are not human or humane.
World Of Warcraft
“We’ve made $110 million from all you shu…bschr…shutscribersh thish month and we’re too drunk right now to put the sherversh back u pfor you…hic! Oh and doneeventhink of phstic on our forumsh cos…well we cantbebothered maintaining thoshe too…
Here’sh a picture of a murloc inshtead!
A few reasons to NOT loot.
“Don’t try
I am sleeping
inside with a big dog
and ugly woman
two shotguns,
and a claw hammer.
LOOTERS WILL BE SHOT.”
I’m pretty sure this is from New Orleans.
Girls And Guns
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Military
Thought this was a cool pictures, what’s better then girls? I’ll tell you what’s better then girls: girls with guns! Everyone loves guns! And everyone loves girls! You can’t go wrong…
The Original Harry Potter Script
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Movies
Bookkake Book Store
Tags:Humor, Motivational Posters, XXX
has to be the best name for a book store, ever.
Summon WMD’s
Another CCG card from Fark, this one for WMD:
WMD’s acannot be summoned, as they do not exist. Lands tapped to summon WMD’s is destroyed. Summoner loses credibility with most of the world, but remember’s Poland.
Iraq has nookular weapons
Next Stop: Florida
It’s funny because it’s so sad. He’s as far from Florida as he possibly can be, but his heart aches for the simplicity that the beaches of my great state offers.
/sigh
Starbuck Vs Starbuck
Tags:Fantasy - Science Fiction, Forum Fodder, Humor, Television
My Starbuck and kick your Starbuck’s Ass!
One of the best TV shows being made right now. Run and get the dvd sets, download the episodes, just get this show into your life. It’s good.
Black Man
Tags:Comic Books, Humor, WTF
It’s black man!
V For Vendetta Movie Posters
Tags:Movies, V For Vendetta
another V For Vendetta movie poster
V For Vendetta Move Review
Tags:Movies, Politics, V For Vendetta
By far, the best movie I’ve seen this year. In fact, better then anything I saw last year too, including the Batman flick. It brings important questions to the forefront of conversation. Can violence be an answer to serious problems? I heard rumor that Moore asked to have his name removed from the V For Vendetta book, and off the movie as well, and it looks like DC actually listened to him. I’m worried that this movie will just inspire more sheepish behavior, and not what the original intent was: think for yourself, and listen to no one when they tell you they know best.
“People should not fear their governments. Governments should fear their people.”
Happy Irish Day!
“On the eighth day, God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.”
“An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth.”
An old Irish curse:
“May those that love us, love us; and those that don’t love us, may god turn their hearts; If he can’t turn their heart, may he turn their ankles, so we’ll know them by their limping”
Happy St Patrick’s Day!
Tags:Care Bears, St. Patrick's Day
Here’s to hoping you all get really drunk. Yay!
Steven Colbert
Tags:Motivational Posters, Television