Mario and Sonic In The Same Game
Straight from kotaku, I found this little gem. Surely a sign of the apocalypse, who would have thought that these two former competitors would be sharing the same game?
Real Life Windows OS
Tags:Computers, Forum Fodder, Humor
Troll Humor
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Toaster = Bob Dylan
Tags:Battlestar Galactica, Humor, Television, WTF
Battlestar Galactica spoilers in comments!
Polar Bear Cub
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor
This is the polar bear that Cobert wants us to kill? /sob
Gas Mask Kids
Tags:Humor, Military, Politics, WTF
I seem to have a thing for gas masks
Reynolds Wrap Gate Advertisement
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Yes I Do Like Nuts, Why?
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Sexy Battlestar Galactica Lawyer
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Just caught the latest BSG Episode, spoilers in comments {OMG SHIT FUCK WTF WAS THAT}
Platt National Park – Endorsed by the Klan!
Tags:Humor, Racist, Religion, WTF
Platt National Park“The (Klan) playground of the southwest”
A good health and pleasure resort.
Where klansmen and their families can find wholesome surroundings and a glan atmosphere
A good program and parade Klan day
June 16, 1924
Come sunday and visit our churches.
A fine place to spend your vacation.
Divorce, the geeky way
An anonymous douche says it’s from dpchallenge. DP Challenge? Is that some kind of porn competition?
Captain America #449 : No one comes back from the DEAD
“WHAT?! Nick — GONE? for WHAT, the FOURTH time? FORGIVE me, Contessa, but I’ve heard that song and dance BEFORE. That old buzzard’s too TOUGH to die. I’m not BUYING it. ”
“then perhaps you should LEARN to. We ALL miss him, Rogers… but it’s for REAL this time… ….And no one comes back from the DEAD.”
This must have been before Nick’s latest death, which puts him up to 10 or 12 death.
Via www.comic-images.com (it’s my own site, so yeah, I’m link whoring it out, but it’s a funny picture, and the site needs traffics, and oh fuck it, just go visit the damn website already, would you?)
OMG WTF!?! Knock First!!!
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Humor, WTF
I got this problem with my current roommate. I’ll be watching mildly artistic “nature” films, and he’ll come barging in, and I’ll be sitting there just pounding away on a bag of chips, and I’ll be all like “hey mother fucker knock before you run in!” and then put away my ‘chips’.
And before you make mention of any locking of doors, I’ll tell you this. My house was built when god himself was in diapers, and apparently the world was a safer place then, cause there isn’t a single lock on any of the inside doors.
Doggy Gunner Part 2
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Humor, Military
Remember this doggie gunner? Apparently, there’s a whole series of him floating around the nets:
Turtle Rider
Tags:Cute As Hell Animals, Forum Fodder, Humor, WTF
So what’s on the stick? Sausage? Carrot?
Internet Warning Labels
Tags:Computers, Forum Fodder, Humor, WTF
That is not a real woman.
Real women do not call themselves “CumSlurper19”, nor do they send naked pictures to people they met five minutes ago
Use Extreme Caution when opening images. Whatever you try, it is not possible to un-see something.
Don’t.
It was funny. Now it isn’t. Get over it.
WARNING:
A number on a website does not translate into actual popularity.
EXTREME DANGER
Someone has made pron of all your childhood memories. And other people enjoy it.
Do not attempt to use the web if you are over the age limit. Newspapers are still being printed for your comfort and convenience.
DANGER
Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity
CAUTION
Seemingly innocent words can mean things you do not want to even imagine.
DANGER
Trying to hide this porn window will reveal ten far worse pop-ups. You are advised to admit to your love for big-breasted sluts rather then risk appearing interested in gang midget bondage.
Yellowstone National Park
I’ve been here I think. It sucked for a 17 year old who just wanted to play video games and get laid, but I think that it’d be cool for me to go to, in like 30 years.
Beating Out Chuck By One Vote
…Josh webb had a successful write-in campaign for a senate chair, beatin gout write-in candidate Chuck Norris for the seat by one vote…
Robbers Shot
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rang again. ‘Hello’ I said, ‘I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don’t have to hurry now, because I’ve shot them.’
Within minute there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: ‘I thought you said you’d shot them.’
To which I replied: ‘I thought you said there was no one available.’
-Tony Gladstone
Two things I get from this letter to the editor: Tony doesn’t like commas, and Tony doesn’t understand triage.
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Teapot Baobab Tree
Image by Gilles Croissant
Their defining characteristic: their swollen trunk are actually water storage – the baobab tree can store as much as 31,700 gallon (120,000 l) of water to endure harsh drought conditions.
via Neatorama (they have many other ‘cool trees’ go check em out)
Doggy Hat
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