Baby doves…

You Are Free*

*Freedom is subject to terms and conditions.  “freedom” means the freedom we give you to do and say what we tell you.  “Free” means your choice to do or not to do what we tell you.  Freedom can be removed at any time.  Freedom is subject to availability.  Freedom is a privilege, not a right.  Freedom does not extend to events, beliefs and actions that are not condoned by us.  We will determine who is subject to Freedom.  Freedom is not free.  Freedom requires that there are people who are not free. Freedom can be impinged upon by those who gave you your Freedom and continue to keep you Free.  If it is determined that you perform or have ever performed any act, speech, or conversation that is deemed Unpatriotic, your Freedom will be immediately revoked.  We will determine what is Unpatriotic as we are the only ones who know what is good for you.  You are Free to do what we tell you.

Hawk Eating Prey

For you skeptics (you know who you are)…just to let you know, this is not photoshopped.

Vader & Leia

Unintentional humor in coloring books = awesome.

Work Is The Curse of the Dinking Class – Oscar Wilde

” I feel sorry for people who don’t drink.  When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day” – frank sinatra

Final Fantasy The Spirits Within (Movie Poster)

Them: “WTF man it wasn’t like FF at all?!”

Me: “Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Female protagonist with latent abilities unsure of herself in the tumultuous near apocalyptic world. Life force of the planet being tragically exploited/destroyed. Militant villain bent on the pursuit of ultimate power regardless of the cost. Not like FF at all? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.”

Milky Way Galaxy from Death Valley

El Caminos Are Fucking Awesome

Run Frodo Run!

Damn that’s a big spider.

Pseudoscorpion

It crawls in your mouth as you sleep. Just thought you’d like to know.

No Ninjas 2am to 5am

Professor T

What’s a haid?

Identical twins

more information

Pelican Eating A Pidgeon

It ate it after the picture was taken. Mmmm pidgeon.

Jim Swallows Insurance Agency

Die!

Get it?

Hacker Jack Candy Corn

Star Destroyer On Approach

Not exactly something you want to wake up to, eh?

Watermellon Fruit Head

Hip Hop Dancing Stars

You’ve hard of rock and roll, right?

You’ve probably heard of jazz.  but have you heard of hip-hop?

It’s the music and dancing that started on sidewalks all around big cities.

This hip-hop dancer is breakdancing.

You can learn some hip-hop moves on page 6.l

Incredibly Interesting Looking Couple

A Big Dose of Democracy

[battleship]

For HELP 1.) Push Red Button 2.) or Yell

Nice Nug

[420]

I Stayed in New Orleans for Katrina…

I stayed in New Orleans for Katrina and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt, a New Cadillac and a Plasma TV.

Spiked Hair For Prom

I’m not sure if I would have been admitted with those pants much more then hair

Tits or GTFO

Thanos Discusses Death

Death will not be permanent. Never again will there be any miraculous resurrections. No fooling or bargaining with the great divide. Heroes will no longer be recycled. From this piont on, when they fall another will have to take their place.

fuck yeah.

Ninja Vs Pirate

Pirate’s about to have a world of hurt unloaded on his stupid lazy ass.

Warning U.S. Marines!

Warning: US Marines

Do not feed.

Avoid eye contact.

Do not provoke.

No prolonged stopping.

No flash photography.

No French reporters.

Habbo Raiders- Because Failure Needs Uniforms