Votes Do Not Count

“It’s not who votes that counts.  It’s who counts the votes.”

Rumsfield Leadership Motivational Poster

Wahoo’s Fish Taco

Back when A-9 was doing some stuff on mturk, I ran across this place.  Gotta love the name of the taco joint.

Evolution of Religion

Gimme Gimme Gimme!

Parent of the Year

Ok, so:

1.) Dumb Parents.

2.) Smart Parents that hate their child.

Choose your own adventure!

Not Yours: GWB Edition

404 Puzzle Piece Not Found

Banjo Hitler

Toon Cthulhu

Church Waste Only

What do you reckon it’s full of?  Lives?  Sins?  Books?

Rumsfield Vs Saddam

Pelosi Is In Teh Hizouse

That’s be Nancy Pelosi in ur house.

Pyramid of Capitalist System

I have no idea where I picked this up from, but I liked it at the time, gives you some insight on why so many countries when with alternatives to capitalism for so long, and in the end, why capitalism may fail:

That being said, I love being filthy rich, so go on and keep it up you working class, and feed and work for me, bawahahahahah! (of course, I wouldn’t be blogging if I was too filthy rich, right?)

Santorum Was Fired!

So, not to put too find of a point on it, but who the hell dresses their child in the same cloth as their child’s doll?  Are they really that poor?  Or just “down to earth”?

What a sorry looking group of people, better luck in the private sector dude!

Rumsfield was fired!

Now he can go back to his old haircut!

Angry Fuck

Ok, cause there’s a nipple in this one (gasp!) it’s behind the NSFW veil:

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Against abortion?

Against abortion?

Get a vesectomy!

Stupid Soldiers

I’m hoping to god that they just heard about what Kerry said from a third biased party, cause if they really thought he was talking about them, then they’re more stupid then they think…

Bill Stickers Is Innocent

I think I voted

from a Boing Boing post:

I didn’t get a sticker, because I voted by mail 🙁

Raptor Jesus Went Extinct For Your Sins

Commie Care Bear

Holy Bible Disclaimer Label

Found a printable version of the sticker from this post:

WARNING: This is a work of fiction. DO NOT take it literally.CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucianations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilites, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder and genocide.

WarHammer 40k – Ogre on a bike

Of the few times I’ve seen bikes used in the WH40k universe, this is one of the only ones that looked like it belonged somewhat.  But Space Marines on a bike?  Just not right.

States With Voting Troubles

And Diebold’s Response at bottom:

Guess That Artist

Can you name this man, and his enabler?

Pope Benedict XVI Picture

“The editors of amNewTYork didn’t notice the bizarre optical illusion in the AP photo of Pope Benedict XVI, which ran in Friday’s issue.  We apologize if the photo offended any readers.”

Gir Is Awesome

World Of Warcraft, IRL Death notice

I LOL’d, cause I thought the same thing

How To Cool Your PC

You’d think he would know about the condensation inside the freezer.  Maybe that’s what the tape is for?  To keep the door perma-shut?

Regardless, it’s a bad idea to stick your MB into a freezer, isn’t it?

Terry Hatcher Was Lois Lane

Before several hundred thousand dollars of plastic surgery, some serious tanning issues, and the ravages of time…she was a hottie…

Wookie Pitcher

Ok, wow, what the fuck is going on around here?

Wah Lum Kung Fu School

Apparently a real place?  Love the advert, regardless!

Hard to fight a revolution on an empty stomach.

Iraq Kitchen Patrol

Fishie Face Paintings

Cool shit here, any idea where hence it hath come?

Tron Girl

Just about everyone is familiar with the Tron Guy, but who’s heard or seen the Tron Girl?

Presidency 101 Global Test

Real Cowboy President

My Next Television

So, is the dude tiny small, or is the TV big hueg?

Logans Runs

404 Ninjas!

It may have been stolen by ninjas!

Suicide Girls Are Hot

You’ll Do!

Yummy Star Wars

Ball Shark

Baghdad Dick

One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor!

Calvin And Hobbes Anima

Atheists- The Real Ghost Busters