Lost Weight With Parasitic Tapeworms!

Unattended Children Will Be Used As Slaves

Private Parking Warning Sign

Private Parking

Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray painted with rude slogans immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.

Your Parking Sucks

Back when I was living in a apartment / cave, I wanted to use these things so bad.  I would have needed a stack of like 20 of them every time I left though, because college kids just don’t care about things like “parking lines” or “dogs”, they just park on top of them both.

No Parking Near My House

Anyone that puts up a sign like this is an idiot.  A complete fucking moron.  Why did you buy a router, set it up so it broadcasts that it’s willing to accept connections, and then get in a tizzy about someone actually connecting to it?  Just set the damn thing up correctly!

Need A Partner With own Apartment

 

Summer:

Hello everyone.  I am a chinese girl.  I want to find a partner who has his own apartment.  It means that I want somewhere to live but not for rent.  I just like to live there with him and such as sex partner or something more.  I can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend.  But I will not talk anything about the world “love” .  If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. 🙂

jaw^vvd:

can you code?

Arctic Baboons

Hella cold lookin monkies there

Move Bitch, Get Out The Way

UFO Parking Ticket

Computer Wall

I shoulda grabbed the picture of the other side of this, it was pretty cool looking with all the cables…but it’s cool looking this way too.

U Did Ur Semen Rite In My Eye :[

Please Do Not Seduce Our Students

Please Help Jack Off The Horse

The Stupid…it BURNS.

Underdog Movie Poster

Real movie?  You better believe it!

Applying For A Job At IKEA