Battle Beasts

I had like 1/2 of these fuckin things

Battle Ass

Giant Robot Thing

Sexy Battlestar Galactica

This little bear may care, but the rest of us don’t give a fuck

The Bible Motivation Poster

Because all the works of science cannot equal the wisdom of cattle-sacrificing primitives who thought every animals species in the world lived within walking distance of Noah’s house

Beef Twinkies

Fuck your finals, we got 25 cent beer

Bird Flue stricks south florida

Monks – Bloggers

Bloggers were invented ca. 300AD, and were originally called “monks”.  Like their distant descendants, monks had shitty haircuts, and never got laid.

Putin In Wheat

Windows needs your permission to use this program : BSOD

Blue Brother’s Anime

Boba Fett Spec Sheet

Windows Vista Floor Model MSOD

Bush Condoms – for the dumb fucker who doesn’t know when to pull out

George Bush says “I should have pulled out”

Cameron Diaz

not usually my type, but this is a fine picture!

Hey asshole car note

Hey asshole.  I know where you live’ park in my spot again & I will burn your fucking house down!

Middle Finger From A Motorcyclist

Exclamation Points – Oh Jesus fuck he aw me!!!!

I’ll admit, I’m getting burnt out on both cats and motivational posters.  But this one made me lol.

NSFW Latex Catwoman

Latex catwoman:

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Caution: Vehicle may be transporting political promises!

Caution! Zombies may be flammable

Celebrate Victory!

Monopoly Card – Gay Marriage!

Warhammer 40k Chaos Marine

Fucking awesome

China owns the USA

Monster Bike

For REALS I need one NOW.

Win her over with Chloroform

Christ Is Not The Answer – Kill Yourself

Did you remember to insure your construction site?

Christ Krispies – The One True Cereal

CNN – We panic, you decide

Cocaine Crab

Position victim carefully on back

Bend victim’s arm painfully behind back.  Yell clearly, yet forcibly “WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY” until compliance is met.  Drop knee in back as needed.

Collect Call of Cthulhu

Daredevil Is A Pig

Coke In Ice

Mother fuck.

Racoon Capture

Conan O’Brien

Use A Condom Idiot

Credit here is like sex : some get it, and some don’t

Cthulhu Motors – Enter a dimension of untold horror…and SAVINGS!

Cute Lil Octopuss

Movie Villians

Funny ‘Dear Abby’ Letter

Deadpool’s Etiquette Lesson

I lol’d

High Resolution Elektra Movie Still

Site News, Kinad

Just got an e-mail from google, saying that they removed one of my sites from their adsense program due to policy violations.  I had a minor heart attack, and thought “oh shit, MCS just got kicked out, how am I going to pay the $500 hosting bill?!”

Luckily they just kicked out www.dirtylimerick.com because of the ‘adult or mature content’, which I guess I should have seen coming.  So, now it’s exclusively Project Wonderful only for the time being…so if you have the desire to advertise on the site, head on over, there’s free spots still open, and even the ones that have bids are only at 1 or 2 cents.  That site doesn’t get nearly enough traffic.  I may start advertising it on PW or Fark or somewhere to give it the traffic it deserves.

Also, does anyone know what the hell’s happened to Dirty Microbe?  it’s as if they’ve fallen off the face of the planet.  They aren’t returning any of my e-mails, and people are reporting ordered merchandise isn’t being shipped….