Santa Bear And The 7 Gay Elves

 

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  • Living Room Computer

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    It’s not a computer for the living room.  It’s a computer the size of your living room.

    Smell The Cat’s Ass

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    What The Fuck is the world coming to?

    McDonalds: Not Capable of Cooking Anything Remotely Like This

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    But you would eat your own shit if our marketing was good enough.

    6 PCS Precision Screwdriver Set: Not To Be Inserted Into Penis

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    Yeah, so apparently, this is real.  But why do they care if someone sticks it in their dick?

    Wife Has Been Kidnapped

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    Wife has been kidnapped!  I’m short .98 for ransom.

    I hate bums.  Bum bum bum.  I do like the word bum though.

    Mathmatical Genius: Expand This Equation

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    Um, what’s the correct way to do it? I don’t remember much from the nightmare that is math…

    COmpaq FAQ: Where Is The Any Key?

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    “This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this means you can press any of the keys on they keyboard (such as the Enter Key, the R key, or the space bar).

    it’s a real FAQ question.

    Big Jelly Fish

     

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    Holy shit that’s big.

    Ass Spider

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    Captain Enema

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    Feed Me A Stray Cat

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    Name that movie!

    Dead Bus Stop

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  • Windex Injuries

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    Eragon Screenplay

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    Jeremy Irons ftw?

    Ghost Rider Wallpaper

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    There’s a Ghost Rider movie coming out soon…but the trailer made me cry it looked so stupid.  How do you screw up the Ghost Rider?

    Will It Take Off?

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    There’s been a little bit of a conversation on this matter, and I’m not sure why. It seems obvious to me, right?

    Ghost Busters Vs Ghost Rider

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    Those Ghost Busters are getting around

    Private Parking Warning Sign

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    Private Parking

    Unauthorized vehicles will be worked over with a sledgehammer, flipped over by an angry mob, set on fire, and spray painted with rude slogans immediately after being used as a getaway car in an incredibly daring daylight robbery.

    Your Parking Sucks

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    Back when I was living in a apartment / cave, I wanted to use these things so bad.  I would have needed a stack of like 20 of them every time I left though, because college kids just don’t care about things like “parking lines” or “dogs”, they just park on top of them both.

    No Parking Near My House

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    Anyone that puts up a sign like this is an idiot.  A complete fucking moron.  Why did you buy a router, set it up so it broadcasts that it’s willing to accept connections, and then get in a tizzy about someone actually connecting to it?  Just set the damn thing up correctly!

    Need A Partner With own Apartment

     

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    Summer:

    Hello everyone.  I am a chinese girl.  I want to find a partner who has his own apartment.  It means that I want somewhere to live but not for rent.  I just like to live there with him and such as sex partner or something more.  I can do very well chinese food and maybe we can become very good friend.  But I will not talk anything about the world “love” .  If you are interest, give me a email to jinan630@gmail.com, with your photo is the best. 🙂

    jaw^vvd:

    can you code?

    Arctic Baboons

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    Hella cold lookin monkies there

    Move Bitch, Get Out The Way

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    Computer Wall

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    I shoulda grabbed the picture of the other side of this, it was pretty cool looking with all the cables…but it’s cool looking this way too.

    Underdog Movie Poster

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    Real movie?  You better believe it!

    Applying For A Job At IKEA

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    Protip: I’ve never bought anything from IKEA before, but I’ve been contemplating it.  Does they sell good stuffs, or is it all cheapo crap?

    Get Your Fat Ass To The Gym

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    If your husband is cheating, then get your fat ass to the gym.

    Carol Of The Old Ones

     

    A Woman Is Your Friend: Don’t Beat On Her

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    Love, Cherish and Protect HER

    Windows Vista

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    Viruses

    Intruders

    Spyware

    Trojans

    Adware

    And God Said…

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    …and there was light!

    Sweater Kittens

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    I wanna be that cat!