Why did the boss fire him?

Comic Book Artist Pat Lee

Fire Danger is Low

Paranoid Personals

You’re Probably better off getting a pirate copy

You will not get a job with the BBC

Improving On Your Past

You can drop the mail off in the rear…

Purple Lightning

Electric discharge showing the lightning-like plasma filaments from a Tesla coil.

Wicked stache

[moustache]

Benign Mr. Burns

MY BEEF!!!!!

[cow tongue]

Gonna Hit You With A Baseball Bat

Fat Statue

Peek-a-boo

Nintendo Playing Card Company

Unfortunately, Sega came out with the Sega cat’s-cradle yarn, and Nintendo was never heard from again.

Charlie Brown – All Grow’d up

[weapon brown]

What the…?

Chocolate Pudding Cup – Dip your balls in it!

Gobots!

All you hear about now-a-days is Transformers. Have we forgotten those brave Gobots?

There’s never enough outlets!

[stereo receiver]

Sandwich Porn – Montreal Smoked Meat!

My wife ordered this and ended up taking most of it home with her. She just wanted a sandwich, but this could have fed Rush Limbaugh! (well post-drug bust anyway).

Evil is an art form.

Epic Fisting

NYC Metro Card.

namor need more beer

Bear Hook

Facial Reconstruction

Anti-MADD

Support Gay Muppet Marriage

Bukkake – $5.80

Amiga Workbench 1.3

This is what we got on the Amiga back when everyone else was stuck with DOS, or monochrome Mac.

Davey & Goliath

miss mah bucket

Great backup solution

Crack whore training

SHUT UP

Awesome Amputee Tattoo

Apathy Motivational Poster

Green Lantern Vs Rainbow Brite

Little known fact : GL no longer has the yellow problem.  from passfailstudios

L1N3X Brand Condoms – Sex may never happen isn your lifetime but if it does L1N3X has no holes

The ONLY real cure…

Hey…When you pull that thing into the garage, does your garage say, “is it in yet?”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeSG0Tim4MM

Rawr

Prince Charles Inspects Teh Boobies

The Origin Of Casper The Ghost

Jesus sucks at football

Note the kid laying the sack on jesus.

White Man Taking The Black Man’s Fried Chicken

Now they’re truly left with nothing…

Win A Trip To Hang With Benoit!

NSFW – Dear all you fuckers

Please, stop saying ‘How is this possible? I saw this image 3 days before it was posted!’ Let me take an excerpt from the FAQ.

13.) Sweet Raptor Jesus, I found a post FROM THE FUTURE.

Dear God. Be careful of your time traveling abilities, and use them for awesome, and not for evil. Or did you just click on one of the random posts, and came to a future dated post? Only logged in MCS members can access those pages. You see, I like to drink. A lot. You help pay for that (see #10 above) Unfortunately, that means that I’ll go for days on end without accessing the site, due to alcohol poisoning or being passed out in jail. To make sure that the site doesn’t go ‘dry’ (get it? heh) I set some posts up to be automagically posted on the site. Fortunately for logged in MCS members, you can get random access to them via the ‘random posts’ section in the sidebar. Have fun with that knowledge.

Also, NSFW tits.

NSFW – BBW Gone Fishing

OH gawd, here’s a cut:

nsfw