Spider-Man Is Gay. No Really. Homosexual

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Hahaha, spider-man is teh ghey

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  • Gir 404 Error Screen

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    This came from a fark thread about customizing and tweaking firefox (which everyone should have, if you don’t get it now)

    “Server not found
    Firefox can’t find the server at 222.giristheruleroferath.com

    Check the address for typing errors such as ww.example.com instead of worldwideweb dot example dot com instead of www.example.com.

    If you are unable to load any pages, check your computer’s network connection for loose wires, shorts, or potential fire hazards.

    If your computer or network is protected by a firewall or proxy, make sure that firefox is premitted to access the Web, you naughty person you.

    Sometimes the computer just doesn’t feel like loading the page. Talk to it gently, and only use the threat of physical force as a last resort.

    Use of actualy force may violate your warranty.

    >>Try, Try Again

    The Super Savior!

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    Did someone say beefy? It’s Christ on the cross all buffed up and meaty. Look at those abs! I could iron a shirt on them! OMG the savior is hawt.

    Pictures from the UK’s explosion

    Ok, on a not so funny note, but incredibly interesting (morbid I guess) here’s some picture’s I’ve found of the petrol storage station in the UK that went nova:

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    Batmobile’s lost it’s wheel!

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    Ok, for those of you who are scratching your heads, this is to the tune of “Jingle Bells”:

    Jingle Bells,
    Batman Smells,
    Robin Laid an egg!
    The Batmobile’s lost it’s wheel,
    And the Joker got away…

    Should be the last from the fine folks at Threadless

    You Sank My Battleship!

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    From the fine folks at Threadless

    Vader’s Shrubs

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    From the fine folks over at Threadless

    Evolution…NO!

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    From the new game “Bad Day LA

    Mmm! Mmm! That’s some good poopin!

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    Mmm Mmm!

    That’s Some GOOD Poopin’!

    From www.questionablecontent.net (one of the world’s greatest webcomics ever!) He’s selling this as a poster for 12 bucks. I just ordered 1 for my own apartment, and so should YOU!

    Real Life Warning Sticker

    Before-You-Go

    WARNING:

    You are about to leave this place of safety, and venture into the world that lies beyond this door. You are going into a world of liars, hypocrites, murderes and thieves; of people who don’t care who you are, what you think or why you’re here. You are going to fight for your life when you open this door; with morons and sycophants, tin dictators, and heels, political vampires and religious fanatics. Beyond this oasis of dignity and strength lies the insanity of the uncaring, the foolish arrogance of youth and the dreadful waste of the aged. Ninety nine percent of the people you meet out there will act like fools and morons in your presence; like mindless, heartless hulks of animated protoplam whose only concern and singular goal is to destroy you. Once Outside, they will wrest your self respect from you, rip out your soul and tear your dreams to shreads. They will laugh at your opinions, gloat over your shortcomings, and delight in your destruction. Out there is misery, sorrow and sickness to awesome and frightening to be understood, too horrible to be imagined.

    Have A Nice Day!

    🙂

    WTF, H4X!!11!

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    WTF H4X

    As seen on fark.

    The original without caption is after the cut.

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    The Dry Drunk

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    “The Dry Drunk: Starring George W. Bush and Jim Beam”Some men are more dangerous AFTER they stop Drinking.

    From the good ol’ boys over at www.oldamericancentury.org

    The Waaambulance!

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    Hello, Whine-One-One? I need a WHAAAMBULANCE dispatched to my location IMMEDIATELY!

    Fox News Watchers

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    “Mommy, why do 80% of FOX “news” watchers think that Iraq had anything to do with Sepember 11?”

    “Because they’re f*cking stupid, Honey.”

    Lemme be clear in that I’m not much of an advocate of ANY particular Privately owned news company. They all have agendas, and they’re all equally incompetent, it’s just amazing how blazingly obvious who watches Fox…/sigh

    from the great guys over at www.oldamericancentury.org

    The office of president represents…

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    “The office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.”

    –H.L. Mencken
    (all hail wikipedia)

    from www.evilgopbastards.com

    Be Nice To America!

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    “Be nice to America, or we’ll bring democracy to your country.”

    From the guys over at www.carryabigsticker.com (direct link)


  • You Make Kitty Scared!

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    Two more “Demotivators” from www.thinkgeek.com

    Ok, last ones here, if you want to see the rest of them just go over to www.thinkgeek.com and check em out for yourself.

    Sacrifice: All We ask here is that you give us your heart.
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    Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
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    Spaceship Lego Goodness!

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    I’m not sure what show this particular ship is from, but I would bet it’s a space anime type show. I was just really damn impressed with the beauty of it, seeing that I love both space ships and lego!

    Anyone know what show it’s from?

    Puppy Pushers!

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    Look! It’s cute little puppies pushing a cute little kid up from the ground! Any sweeter and there would be a health warning on this post 😉

    George Bush + Door = Buttsecks

    Combining two of my favorite subjects :

    Bushsecks

    Durrrr

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    Look at the red lines…are they straigtht?

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    Take a good look at the red lines in the center of the image. Do they look straight to you?

    Welcome To Florida!

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    Motivation Poster

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    MOTIVATION

    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

    from the glorious Think Geek

    Free Tibet!

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    FREE TIBET
    with purchase of one country of equal or greater value

    Get to the Choppa!

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    An Oldie But A Goodie!

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    “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics:
    Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

    Man, this picture has been around forever, but here it is, in it’s glorious…glory. Right. Back to the coffee for me.

    Oh The Huge Manatee!

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    Previous “huge man…wha?

    Times Square BillBoard

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    Democracy is best taught by example, not by war.

    Anyone know what URL is posted in the upper right hand corner? I’d love to link to them…

    [EDIT]
    Looks like it’s from www.projectbillboard.org Thanks Lori!

    Another FanFic Calvin & Hobbes

    kk, last one, I promise:

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    Don’t Cthuluhu! You’ll get heart burn!

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    For more information on Cthulhu, please go to wikipedia:

    All Hail Wikipedia!

    Thank you Fark for FSM images!

    ok, I’ll admit, I got this from www.fark.com :

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    He’s the ring bearer!

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    One Ring to control them all!

    Holy Bible Warning Sticker

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    WARNING: This is a work of fiction. DO NOT take it literally.

    CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

    EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucianations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilites, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder and genocide.

    Arrr, Surrender Ye Bootie!

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    It’s president Bush! With an eye patch! Goodness gracious!

    Molotov Cocktails! Yum!

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    Surrendering Motivational Poster

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    Ha Ha! Get it? cause the french surrender. And stuff. oh jesus, just laugh at the funny pictures.

    But it’s true! Butt sex = virgin!

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    Even officially, Mary didn’t die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin

    ButtSecks

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    Ok, so butt sex isn’t anything to laugh about, but it’s still damn funny.

    Star Wars Quotes!

    Star Wars quotes that sound incredibly dirty out of context:

    ‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

    ‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

    ‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

    ‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’ ‘

    ‘Look at the size of that thing!’

    ‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

    ‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

    ‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

    ‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

    ‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

    ‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

    ‘I never knew I had it in me.’

    ‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

    ‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

    ‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

    ‘She’s gonna blow!’

    ‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

    ‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

    “Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’

    Legal Pad and Pens! Woot!

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    Hey, I dunno what to tell you. You voted for me.
    Twice. A man who was almost killed by a pretzel. Look,
    I’ll go get you a legal pad and some pens from the office
    closet. Hey you know they have paper in there with my
    name already print on it, for writing letters and stuff?
    Anyhow, try and figure us a way out of this mess. I’m lost.

    Mickey Ticket V2.0 Now In Color!

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    I knew if I looked around hard enough, I could find a color version. Makes mickey look not so stupid or lumpy. Lumpy mouse does not equal good.

    Calvin & Hobbes: The End

    I’m aware that this is a fan made version, but it adds a bit of finality to the strip.

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    Elephant Pwn’d

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