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  • Anaconda Bath Time

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    This is a red panda. no really, it’s a panda

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    Edited for clarity (thanks to wikipedia)

    The Red Panda was formerly classified in the raccoon family (Procyonidae), but now many experts, including Wilson and Reeder (1993), classify it as a member of the bear family (Ursidae) or in its own family the Ailuridae. The most recent DNA research places the Red Panda in its own family, within the superfamily Mustelidae. It is not closely related to bears, but more so to the mustelid, skunk and procyonid families. It is native to the Himalayas and southern China. A handful of fossils have also been discovered in North America.

    Site news

    I think I might change the site theme/layout. I’m not exactly happy with it in it’s current form. I’ll think about it over a few beers….

    Special Hell Motivational Poster

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    One of the best firefly episodes!

    Star Wars – The Price Of Defiance

    My Current desktop wallpaper:

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    Flying Kitty

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    Almost as cool as the flying puppy

    Sleep Well Kitty

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    Sleep Well Kitty

    You’re Safe Tonight

    Eye Bleach

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    Eye Bleach:For When The Googles Do Nothing!

    Curious Goggles Spock!

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    Curious.
    The googles appear to be ineffective.

    Nation Sarcasm Society

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    Like we need your support.

    Smallville – Lois & Lex

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    Dont’ you just love bald men?

    X-Men 3 – Kitty (Ellen Page)

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    She’s really damn cute, and even though she looks 12, she’s actually 19! So, Ellen, if you read this, I would love to grab some coffee sometime, or …tea, or a coke, or whatever.
    /sob.

    Cthulhu – B&W

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    Pimp Case Mod

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    I’d totally do this with my case, but it’ll cost too much.

  • Psycho

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    Beer Addiction

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    From the geniuses at explosm.net

    How Lincoln Won The War

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    It’s Cyborg-Lincoln!

    X-Men 3 – Jean Grey Wallpaper

    My current wallpaper:

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    Jesus Saves

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    OMG I Found Your Porn!

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    Someone’s getting started on the net a bit early!

    So, can I use this while I’m on my pony?

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    Enlistment ages keep getting younger and younger.
    Why’s this kid holding a rocket launcher? I want a rocket launcher.

    Deadly LOST Symbols

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    ok, so what the hell do they mean?

    Unattended Children

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    Unattended children will be sold as slaves!

    Unix Based OS

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    I use a Unix based OS.

    Which means…

    I get laid as often as I have to reboot my computer

    Is This Too Gay?

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    Real life Goro!

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    This dude is going to have some serious Kombat in his future.

    404 Error

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    The page is completely fucked. In Fact, your computer is probably broken.

    The page you are looking for is seriously fucked up and is currently unavailable. The Website might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may have to re-install your operating system. in which case, too bad.

    Please try the following:

    Click the Refresh Button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
    If you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn to spell correctly before returning.
    To check you rconnection status, unplug your PC and insert a screwdriver into the mains socket. connection status will immediately become apparent.
    If you like, Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details of all the pornography you have downloaded to its headquarters in Redmond.
    If you would like Windows to ruin your life,
    Click Yes! Send me to jail!
    Some sites you visit require Microsoft’s authorization. Click the Windows menu and then click Let me view boobies! to uninstall this feature
    If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C: On the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current operating system with Linux. and Don’t aske me again.
    Click the Back to try and end this nightmare.

    Cannot find server or DNS Error
    Or maybe you’ve killed the internet.

    Toxic Waste Warning Label

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    WARNING:
    Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers
    May cause adverse heath effect

    Doggy self mutilation

    Dear god man, don’t do it!

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    Smells Like Dead Puppies

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    from the mindfucks over at synchopath.net

    X-Men 3 – The Movie

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    Mmmmmm Rogue…..X-Men….mmmmmmmm

    Adults With Imaginary Friends

    My current desktop:

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    Adults With

    Imaginary Friends

    Are Stupid

    Pepsi Warrior

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    Jessica Rabbit

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    X-Men 3 – Professor X

    God damn Patrick Stewert is hawt

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