X-Men 3 – Kitty (Ellen Page)

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She’s really damn cute, and even though she looks 12, she’s actually 19! So, Ellen, if you read this, I would love to grab some coffee sometime, or …tea, or a coke, or whatever.
/sob.
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  • Cthulhu – B&W

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    Pimp Case Mod

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    I’d totally do this with my case, but it’ll cost too much.

    Psycho

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    Beer Addiction

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    From the geniuses at explosm.net

    How Lincoln Won The War

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    It’s Cyborg-Lincoln!

    X-Men 3 – Jean Grey Wallpaper

    My current wallpaper:

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    Jesus Saves

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    OMG I Found Your Porn!

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    Someone’s getting started on the net a bit early!

    So, can I use this while I’m on my pony?

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    Enlistment ages keep getting younger and younger.
    Why’s this kid holding a rocket launcher? I want a rocket launcher.

    Deadly LOST Symbols

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    ok, so what the hell do they mean?

    Unattended Children

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    Unattended children will be sold as slaves!

    Unix Based OS

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    I use a Unix based OS.

    Which means…

    I get laid as often as I have to reboot my computer

    Is This Too Gay?

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  • Real life Goro!

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    This dude is going to have some serious Kombat in his future.

    404 Error

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    The page is completely fucked. In Fact, your computer is probably broken.

    The page you are looking for is seriously fucked up and is currently unavailable. The Website might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may have to re-install your operating system. in which case, too bad.

    Please try the following:

    Click the Refresh Button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
    If you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn to spell correctly before returning.
    To check you rconnection status, unplug your PC and insert a screwdriver into the mains socket. connection status will immediately become apparent.
    If you like, Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details of all the pornography you have downloaded to its headquarters in Redmond.
    If you would like Windows to ruin your life,
    Click Yes! Send me to jail!
    Some sites you visit require Microsoft’s authorization. Click the Windows menu and then click Let me view boobies! to uninstall this feature
    If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C: On the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current operating system with Linux. and Don’t aske me again.
    Click the Back to try and end this nightmare.

    Cannot find server or DNS Error
    Or maybe you’ve killed the internet.

    Toxic Waste Warning Label

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    WARNING:
    Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers
    May cause adverse heath effect

    Doggy self mutilation

    Dear god man, don’t do it!

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    Smells Like Dead Puppies

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    from the mindfucks over at synchopath.net

    X-Men 3 – The Movie

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    Mmmmmm Rogue…..X-Men….mmmmmmmm

    Adults With Imaginary Friends

    My current desktop:

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    Adults With

    Imaginary Friends

    Are Stupid

    Pepsi Warrior

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    Jessica Rabbit

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    X-Men 3 – Professor X

    God damn Patrick Stewert is hawt

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    MAD DOG 20/20

    The breakfast of champions:

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    Blood Thirsty Warrior

    Death to all non-believers!

    HELLO KITTY MUST RULE!

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    Zardoz Commands It

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    Zardoz: The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth… and kill!

    X-Men 3 – The Last Stand – Wolverine & Beast

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    Anyone else going to the movies tomorrow?

    Camouflage

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    Just because you cannot see them

    It does not mean they cannot see you.

    The light of the future

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    Fire From Above

    From a random image search on LJ, anyone know where this comes from? I love it!

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    Durex Extra Large

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    An extra large what though? I DON’T KNOW.

    Reasons For Prohibition

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    Lips That
    Touch Liquor
    Shall Not
    Touch Ours
    Well thank Raptor Jesus that I’m an alchoholic then.

    Penis Racing

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    Kick Ass Pirate

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