Half Life Two Powns Halo

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yeah, but not really, cause the Master Chief would eat Freeman for breakfast
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  • Out Of Town Until August

    SAFESEX.GIFI’mma be out of town until sometime in early August, visiting family and getting drunk and felt up by random girls (who aren’t family, don’t get your hopes up cuz). So, if you e-mail me, and don’t get a reply, hold off seppuku until I get back. I wouldn’t want to miss the kick ass show, right?

    Anyways, I’ll have posts going like clockwork, thanks to queued up posting.

    And remember, always have safe sex.

    Zombway – Eat Flesh

    I used to / kinda still do work for Subway (Eat Fresh!), and as such, I find this hilarious:

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    Mad Max 2: Road Warrior

    Stumbled upon this image here, which is kick ass awesome:

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    I followed the lil link at the bottom for www.raremovieimages.com and was pleasently surprised to find a rather nice picture blog with some movie pictures from movies that I love, or I would love to see. I think they started out right with Lone Wolf & Cub. I just hope they continue on like this, and don’t fall into the pitfalls of too many adverts, and shitty content. Good things I don’t have either of…well.. at least my content is ok :/ I’ve added them to my personal blogroll, so you may see more from them in the future

    Hard Gay Motivational Poster

    If you haven’t heard of Hard Gay…well you’re lucky.

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    Peter Griffin

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    Support Love

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    Relationships are about love, not about gender or species

    Captain Planet

    This is how captain planet should have looked:

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    Who You Gonna Call?

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    Ghost Busters Vs Jesus!

    Garfield Rape

    George Carlin was right, rape can be funny!

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    Serious Pizza

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    Pizza Time!

    Hitler Kitty

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    Just cause of the last post, I busted out Hitler Kitty

    Original Boys In The Hood

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    I thought the picture was funny, and then I went to the website on it :

    “Klan Store is your One Stop source for all White Nationalist Products. Ku Klux Klan – Skinhead – Nazi – Confederate – KKK – and the rest, you name it, it is here. Klanstore.com is the ONLY store, you will ever need!”

    Proof that you can find ANYTHING on the internet

    Raptor Bunny

    This bunny will fuxxor you up:

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    Not As Gay

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  • Where is your cake now?

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    Hardcore Biker

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    Spoilers Motivational Poster (donot read if you care about harry potter, ok?)

    Um, cause I know harry potter fans are a rabid bunch, don’t read below the cut if you dont’ want to have major spoilzors, kk? kk… (more…)

    Megatron

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    Kick ass.

    Weed Bunnies

    It’s not a carrot, but they don’t seem to mind.

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    “I have no idea what you’re talking about… so here’s a picture of bunnies eating weed.”

    Gothic High School Children

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    I actually dig that kid in front. The rest look like a bunch o’fucking posers.

    Fail Motivational Poster

    Image Removed due to request by Copyright Holder. To view the original image, please visit their website:

    www.mikewelch.com/photogallery/2004/03/andy_basketball_vs_lourdes_20040307/medium/med_11_49.phtml

    Take down notice :

    You are currently displaying a photo under motivational posters:

    “Fail : That’s why you get picked last, fatty”.

    This photo was taken by me and is copyrighted by me. The original image
    was taken from my site : www.mikewelch.com/

    www.mikewelch.com/photogallery/2004/03/andy_basketball_vs_lourdes_20040307/medium/med_11_49.phtml

    Please remove this image from your site immediately.

    Thanks,

    100 Free Internets

    I will give 100 FREE INTERNETS to anyone that can post / e-mail me the comics on this site:

    www.thetruthforyouth.com/paypal.htm

    I wanna see the Harry Potter ones, and the Porno ones.

    GO MY MINIONS. BRING THE PREY TO ME.

    Here’s the first two pages of Parental Controls

    Take A Bath!

    Take a bath in the real estate market with Mr. Housing Bubble!
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    If I pop, you’re screwed!

    Not affiliated with Mr. Internet Bubble

    Air Jordan Map

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    Parental Controls

    I’d love to see the rest of these, just to see how far down the rabbit hole they go:

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    White Slave

    yeah, I guess I know what movie I’m going to be looking for on mininova tonight:

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    Blow Me

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    This was actually an advert over at khumpty, but the link was dead dead dead, so who knows what glorious fruits would have been found.
    Anyways, I have fond memories of blowing lungfulls of air into these damned cartridges. Sometimes it worked, sometimes I had to use the “jam it in there and pop it up and down a hundred times” method. If that didn’t work then I found another game to play…

    Pirates Of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – Movie Poster

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    I still haven’t seen the first one, cause I got burned so bad by The Country Bears

    Optimus Prime – Pimp Position

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    God, this guy is so cool, right?

    Rated R

    This website has thus been rated R:

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    The Official Jesus Christ Action Figure

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    WITH GLIDING ACTION!

    White Power

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    Pirates Of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest – Davy Jones

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    Apparently there was some pirates movie that came out over the weekend?

    People On A Bike

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    Can you find the kid?

    Mac Vs PC

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    Red True, Blue False?

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    Wrong Way To Clean You Computer

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    So, will it work after it dries out?

    Cute Mouse Thing

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    Mouse? Gerbil? I dunno. Cute? yes!

    Bruce Campbell

    Cause I got my appetite for Bruce:

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