Shark Head Girl

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  • Avoid Black People

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    This website sucks

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    Hornet Warning Poster

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    Street Fighter Vs NOLA

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    For those of you that get this joke, congratulations, you are offically “old school”.

    Soylent Green

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    I could never figure out what soylent green was.

    Are You Ready To ROCK?!

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    Are you ready to rock?

    Hover Dogs

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    BRB Jesus LOL

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    When Is A Joke Dead?

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    I went with D.

    Sexual Harrasment Cornbrator

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    OH FUCK YES. When I want sexual pleasure, the first thing I ALWAYS think of is corn. CORN!

  • How I like my women…

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    I like my women how I like my whiskey
    12 years old and mixed up with coke

    Ultraviolet Movie

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    I heard this was crap. Or that it was good. Either way, i’ve yet to see it…anyone have any opinions on it?

    Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

    My current desktop wallpaper:

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    Ricer

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    Peace Motivational Poster

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    Peace

    Through Superior Firepower

    World Of Warcraft Geek Love

    Found this on a random LJ image search:

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    Village Voice “Queer Issue”

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    Yep, that’s the Prez and the Veep gettin all hot and bothered on the cover of the Village Voice. If you go by their website, you’ll see that the art is attributed to Alex Ross. Is this THE Alex Ross? Or someone else?

    Deadman’s View

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    Even if it’s been PS’d, it’s still a cool pic, right?

    Dog Condoms

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    I just ran out of mine, and Amazon’s stopped selling them. Anyone know where I can find more?

    Holocaust Memorial

    And to wrap up the day’s posts, I leave you with this surreal Holocaust Memorial

    It’s located here in sunny Florida (down in Miami, which makes sense, considering the large Jewish population there)

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    Doggy Look Alikes

    Natural? Or naturally Photoshopped?

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    Gangsta Style

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    A few things about this picture don’t feel right.

    a.) the guy sitting around in the background
    b.) the feather duster
    c.) the US flag

    Dogs must be on a leash

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    I’m assuming this is the retail version of the offical sign?

    Extreme LAN Gaming

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    You could say, he’s a cut above the rest.
    or maybe…
    he’s getting high from gaming.

    McBush

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    Democracy, The American Way

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    Bringing freedom and fries to a country near you!

    Aerial Volcano

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    Cool to see the clouds all parting North of the volcano.

    Arise, Lazarus, Arise!

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    Braaaaaains….

    Batmobile Collision

    I wonder what kind of insurance the Batman has?
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    Dick’s Gotta Big Dick

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    Sir, are you smuggling trouser snakes?

    Diamond Car

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    I think it’s tacky. Tasteless. AMERICAN.

    Invader Zim’s Gir is a DDR Champion

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    I know it’s small, but I fucking love Gir. You should love Gir too, in fact, you should love Invader Zim too.
    Go Gir, Go!

    Feedburner

    I can’t believe I forgot to put the feedburner chicklet back up when I changed themes all that long time ago. If you need an RSS feed, just check out the feedburner linky thing at the top of the page, and you’ll get all sorts of beautiful options for subscribing. Personally, I prefer bloglines because they’ll track all the changes, and you dont’ have to worry about missing anything. Ever. But you can use any RSS feedreader you want (Thunderbird, FF Livebookmarks, Universal Feed Syndicate Reader, Etc, etc, etc)

    Why The Worlds Really Hates Religions

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    Ok, I can understand some of those….but Sports Fans? WTF?

    Headless Teddy USB

    ok, for one of the most morbid USB flash drives I’ve encountered yet:

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    Religious Fun Poster

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    Jim Morrion
    John Lennon
    & Jerry Garcia
    Are;
    Burning In HELL!
    And YOU
    Could be Next!
    got JESUS?
    Someone send this guy back to English class and teach him how to use capitalization and puncuation.
    And, if you’re going to try to upset people by listing people in hell, why list people that most pop-listening kids have no clue about?
    Jim Morrison who?

    Halo 3 Screen Shot

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    Ha ha! It’s not a screen shot! It’s the master chief with some bunnies!