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  • Motivation Poster

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    MOTIVATION

    If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.

    from the glorious Think Geek

    Free Tibet!

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    FREE TIBET
    with purchase of one country of equal or greater value

    Get to the Choppa!

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    An Oldie But A Goodie!

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    “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics:
    Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

    Man, this picture has been around forever, but here it is, in it’s glorious…glory. Right. Back to the coffee for me.

    Oh The Huge Manatee!

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    Previous “huge man…wha?

    Times Square BillBoard

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    Democracy is best taught by example, not by war.

    Anyone know what URL is posted in the upper right hand corner? I’d love to link to them…

    [EDIT]
    Looks like it’s from www.projectbillboard.org Thanks Lori!

    Another FanFic Calvin & Hobbes

    kk, last one, I promise:

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    Don’t Cthuluhu! You’ll get heart burn!

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    For more information on Cthulhu, please go to wikipedia:

    All Hail Wikipedia!

    Thank you Fark for FSM images!

    ok, I’ll admit, I got this from www.fark.com :

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    He’s the ring bearer!

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    One Ring to control them all!

    Holy Bible Warning Sticker

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    WARNING: This is a work of fiction. DO NOT take it literally.

    CONTENT ADVISORY: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, incest, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, murder, morbid violence, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

    EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucianations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilites, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder and genocide.

    Arrr, Surrender Ye Bootie!

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    It’s president Bush! With an eye patch! Goodness gracious!

    Molotov Cocktails! Yum!

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    Surrendering Motivational Poster

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    Ha Ha! Get it? cause the french surrender. And stuff. oh jesus, just laugh at the funny pictures.

    But it’s true! Butt sex = virgin!

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    Even officially, Mary didn’t die a virgin, she only gave birth to our God, Jesus, while being a virgin

    ButtSecks

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    Ok, so butt sex isn’t anything to laugh about, but it’s still damn funny.

    Star Wars Quotes!

    Star Wars quotes that sound incredibly dirty out of context:

    ‘Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!’

    ‘Luke, at that speed do you think you’ll be able to pull out in time?’

    ‘Put that thing away before you get us all killed.’

    ‘You’ve got something jammed in here real good.’ ‘

    ‘Look at the size of that thing!’

    ‘I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.’

    ‘Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?’

    ‘There’s an awful lot of moisture in here.’

    ‘Possible he came in through the south entrance.’

    ‘Control, control! You must learn control!’

    ‘Hey, point that thing someplace else.’

    ‘I never knew I had it in me.’

    ‘There is good in him, I’ve felt it.’

    ‘Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me — now I owe you one.’

    ‘Back door, huh? Good idea!’

    ‘She’s gonna blow!’

    ‘Pull out! You’re not doing any good back there!’

    ‘YAHOOOOO! You’re all clear, kid. Now let’s blow this thing and go home. ‘

    “Oh. I thought they smelled bad on the *outside*.’


  • Legal Pad and Pens! Woot!

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    Hey, I dunno what to tell you. You voted for me.
    Twice. A man who was almost killed by a pretzel. Look,
    I’ll go get you a legal pad and some pens from the office
    closet. Hey you know they have paper in there with my
    name already print on it, for writing letters and stuff?
    Anyhow, try and figure us a way out of this mess. I’m lost.

    Mickey Ticket V2.0 Now In Color!

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    I knew if I looked around hard enough, I could find a color version. Makes mickey look not so stupid or lumpy. Lumpy mouse does not equal good.

    Calvin & Hobbes: The End

    I’m aware that this is a fan made version, but it adds a bit of finality to the strip.

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    Elephant Pwn’d

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    Optical Illusion

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    Ok, so here’s what you’re supposed to do. Say the color of the words, and not what the words spell out, so the first line would be green, red, blue, etc etc.

    Good luck!

    Eat Some Pussy!

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    Mickey Ticket

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    Huge Man….wha?

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    Oh the Huge Man-Titty

    Shock ‘Em!

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    This one may be tough to figure out.

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    This one might be a lil tought to figure out. If you want a hint :

    count the pier ties.

    Perspective

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    Perspective:

    A slut will sleep with anyone, but a bitch will sleep with anyone but you.

    Spider-Man = Gay?

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    A Gun battle rages in manhatten…

    Cop 1: “If only Spider-Man were here!”

    Cop 2: “He’ll come if we French Kiss each other…”

    Cop 1: “Yeah, I….what?!”

    Cop 2: “I’m serious, just lick my face a bit…”

    Cop 2: “We discovered it last year… It’s totally sick, but he’s honestly here within seconds.”

    Spider-Man: “Pant…pant….what did I miss?”

    Cop 1: “Jesus.”

    Hamster Fighting Machine

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    Where is your god now?

     

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    WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW!??!?!?!??!

    A day in the life of GW

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    Back to work you damn dockmonkeys!

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    “Unions? Fuck ’em! Get back to work you lazy Democrat DOCK MONKEYS.”

    This is a sand storm

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    Our Principle Is A Tool

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    OUR PRINCIPAL IS A

    man who uses education as a
    TOOL

    to improve our lives

    The Penguin’s Big Mistake

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    FlameWar!

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    Worse Disaster Ever

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    Do Not Dececrate

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    Can of Whoop Ass

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    Got Coke?

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