Natalie Portman

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God she’s beautiful, apparently very smart, and very intimidating. I would love to have coffee with her one day though.  /sigh
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  • Superman

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    I’m told this is a wax statue of Superman from an Alex Ross print. No idea where it came from, but by George it’s nice looking.

    Somewhere in the world.

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    Figured it would make a cool desktop for someone. no idea where it’s from though, anyone know?

    Put A Fence Up

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    Your Anti-Drug

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    Nintendo Wii

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    God what a bad name for a consol system.

    Gothic Cookie

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    Happy May Day!

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    It’s the Russian Holiday! MAYDAY!

    Nunchuks

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    Serenity In Battlestar Galactica

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    Someone had mentioned to me that there was a pretty cool easter egg in the premier of the Battlestar Galactica Series. Turns out that the company that did the special effects for Firefly is now working on Battlestar. They included Firefly in one of the shots (with the secretary of education meeting her doctor) and it’s only visible for a few seconds, but there she is, one of the most beautiful ships ever to grace television. Sniff. oh gawd, I’m all choked up now…

    United93

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    I think it’s obscenely too soon to be making money off of 9/11, but who am I to say no to capitalism?

    Colbert Report

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    It took me about 10 viewings of this picture to realize what was in his hand.

  • Floating Angel

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    I have no earthly clue what this is, where it comes from, or who did it, but like many other pictures here, it’s friggin awesome

    Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard

    The Corsair Ergonomic Keyboard For Pirates:

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    With keys like “Avast” and “!” and “Shift” and “R” and “Enter”

    Made especially for those moments when you need to yell “RRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!”

    Cute Fox

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    It’s a cute as hell fox. Damn cute bugger, ain’t he?

    Note To Dick Cheney:

    The one on the left is a Quail (or quail-tard)

    The one on the right is a wealthy republican attorney.

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    Please be sure to know which is which when you’re shooting at things, kk?

    Illegal Immigrants are still illegal, no matter what you say.

    Setting up the protest / boycott:

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    And America’s reply to the boycott:
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    “Off The Hook” English Guide for Asians

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    Yeah, I thought it was funny. Then someone pointed out that it’s availible for purchase from Amazon.com, holy crap. Here’s “Off The Hook

    THIS IS A PIRATE.

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    Snakes On A Logo

    The logo for the upcoming movie “Snakes On A Plane”

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    Lake Iran

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    Turn Left!

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    ASS- The Other Vagina

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    Squirrel Love

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    Buying Grease The Movie At Wal-Mart

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    That’ll be 97 peso’s please.

    Don’t Blame Me!

    Don’t Blame Me, I voted for Roslin.

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    I welcome our new robot overlords.

    Dirty Sanchez

    If you’ve ever wondered what a “Dirty Sanchez” actually looks like, then look no further! I’m hoping it’s just chocolate or something equally not ass related though :

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    Never Forget

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    That tragic day of death and destruction. A storm troopers true nightmare.

    The Evil Empire

    l1048751590.jpgThe real reason the world hated Nazi Germany? They had super cool weapons like an AT-AT.

    More Emo Cool Stuff

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    GWB eats kittens

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    Batman’s Touched….who?

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    wtf, I have no idea what comic this came from, but damn. Why did you do it batman? huh? fucking sicko.