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The due reward for all who responsibly
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  • Classified Document

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    This Document Is Now Classified

    You have no rights to see why it
    is classified.

    Any Attempt to display this in public
    is a crime.

    We are tracking yoru calls only because
    we have not yet figured out how to
    trackyoru thoughts. That is coming.

    Oh, and this goes for that stupid little
    Consititution document also.

    Lex Luthor Motivational Poster

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    You’re Like the richest man in Metropolis. Can’t you just BUY some cakes?

    Pool Alterations

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    I Have altered the pool.
    Pray I do not alter it any further.

    Hat Instructions

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    Look at these morose mother fuckers here

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    any reasons to post a picture of these two is a good reason. My reason? I’m bored. so here. Jay and Silent Bob.

    Copy Pasta

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    COPY PASTA!

    Newcomer: SNAKE

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    wtf was that box about?

    IN THE POOOPA!

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    STICK IT IN HER POOPER!

  • Sexy Spock

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    GOD DAMN those sideburns turn me on.

    No Girls

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    No Girls allowd on the internet

    Traitor

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    I believe we may have
    a traitor amongstus

    Stop

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    Pity Date?

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    Russian Cybermage…thing.

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    I have no idea what’s going on here, I just know I love this picture.

    Halo 3

    Fan boy Joy Juice is all over the place here at my confined space:

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    Use them on my desktop? Why what a great idea!

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    Also, here’s a torrent of the teaser in High Def.

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    Darksided!!! Sykicks!!!

    One of the best moments in television history was when this woman got her 15 minutes of fame. She’s even got her own Wikipedia entry: Marguerite Perrin.

    “…most known for her appearance on the FOX network reality show Trading Spouses 2005 season premiere. She traded homes with a New Age humanist, Jeanne D’Amico Flisher, from Boxborough, Massachusetts. Many viewers were taken aback by her erratic behavior, vociferous attitude, yelling, unexplained vomiting and continuous proselytization.”

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    Phone Tapping

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    Don’t Worry about the clicking on your phone!

    You’ve got nothing to be worried about… if you’re not a terrorist!

    A Message From The Ministry Of Homeland Security

    btw, who decides who’s a terrorist?

    Sea of Tents

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    HAHAHAHA sucks to be YOOOOU

    They Live : GWB Version

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    In reference to a movie by the name of “They Live”

    From IMDB:

    “The plot is quite simple, Nada(Roddy Piper) a homeless drifter stumbles upon a pair of sunglasses through which you can see the world for what it really is, a communist type environment controlled by aliens, and then joins up with his buddy Frank(Keith David) to stop them. In the middle of all this there a lot of great one liners, a lot of harebrained action and one of the longest, and best, fist fights ever filmed. “

    Oh, and that “longest, best fist fights”? Not really best, but really long. Like 10 minutes long, which is a long damn time to watch two sweaty men beat on each other, working up a sweet sweat that drips off their…uhhh crap, I’ll brb…

    THE POWER OF RUMMY

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    I’d put the full image up there, but it’s huge. and I like huge. so click on the thumb, and BASK IN THE POWER OF RUMMY.

    Gehy Rummy

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    Fairy Trouble

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    Behind Every Great Woman

    Behind Every great woman

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    Is A Man Checking Out Her Ass.

    Emma Watson

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    OMG I feel like a friggin pedo, but she’s very cute now, isn’t she?

    Don’t Worry! (NSFW)

    Don’t worry ma’am

    I’m from the internet.

    and I’m OOOOOOOh so very NSFW so, after the cut:

    (more…)

    Back Corsett Piercing

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    MOTHERFUCING OUCH.

    Suitability Motivational Poster

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    Just because you can, doesnt’ mean you should.
    dumbass.

    Say it with me

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    I NEVER said I invented the internet!

    Poke’mon

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    Military Science Fiction UNKNOWN

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    No Idea. I likey. Do you know where from?

    Hola, me llamo paco

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    reminds me of red vs blue

    Anthophyllite Asbestos

    This is why it’s such a big bad thing:

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    Those lil shards get inhaled, get stuck in your lungs, and cause cancer.

    Great Success

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    Lip Piercing Is Teh Awesome

    Here’s the piercings that I want to get after I win the billion dollar lotto:

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