Unix Based OS

I use a Unix based OS.

Which means…

I get laid as often as I have to reboot my computer

Is This Too Gay?

Satanism Motivational Poster

Real life Goro!

404 Error

The page is completely fucked. In Fact, your computer is probably broken.

The page you are looking for is seriously fucked up and is currently unavailable. The Website might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may have to re-install your operating system. in which case, too bad.

Please try the following:

Click the Refresh Button, or fill your CD-ROM drawer tray with jam. This really works.
If you typed the page address in the Address bar, please go away and learn to spell correctly before returning.
To check you rconnection status, unplug your PC and insert a screwdriver into the mains socket. connection status will immediately become apparent.
If you like, Microsoft Windows can examine your PC and send details of all the pornography you have downloaded to its headquarters in Redmond.
If you would like Windows to ruin your life,
Click Yes! Send me to jail!
Some sites you visit require Microsoft’s authorization. Click the Windows menu and then click Let me view boobies! to uninstall this feature
If you are trying to reach a secure site, make sure you are not running Windows. Click the My Computer menu, and then right click Drive C: On the Menu select This sucks: Please replace current operating system with Linux. and Don’t aske me again.
Click the Back to try and end this nightmare.

Cannot find server or DNS Error
Or maybe you’ve killed the internet.

Toxic Waste Warning Label

Doggy self mutilation

Dear god man, don’t do it!

Day Of Defeat Gamer

Intergalatic Imagery

Sweet image from www.visionafar.com

Smells Like Dead Puppies

from the mindfucks over at synchopath.net

X-Men – Charles, Noooo

Do not set yourself on fire.

X-Men 3 – The Movie

Mmmmmm Rogue…..X-Men….mmmmmmmm

Infinity Motivational Poster

Adults With Imaginary Friends

My current desktop:

Imaginary Friends

Are Stupid

Pepsi Warrior

Jessica Rabbit

Marvel Girl – Phoenix – Jean Grey

X-Men 3 – Professor X

God damn Patrick Stewert is hawt

Cthulhu – Awakening

MAD DOG 20/20

The breakfast of champions:

Blood Thirsty Warrior

Death to all non-believers!

HELLO KITTY MUST RULE!

Zardoz Commands It

Zardoz: The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth… and kill!

X-Men 3 – The Last Stand – Wolverine & Beast

Darth Vader – Intergalactice Badass

Camouflage

Just because you cannot see them

It does not mean they cannot see you.

The light of the future

Fire From Above

From a random image search on LJ, anyone know where this comes from? I love it!

Kitty cat in a dog food bowl

Durex Extra Large

Doggy Door Mishap

Reasons For Prohibition

Penis Racing

Kick Ass Pirate

Halo Wallpaper

My current wallpaper:

Jon Stewert: American God

Do Not Anger The Gods

Anti AIDS

Dangerous To Go Alone!

Have A McDonalds Hamburger!

Jesus Vs Jeezus

Birth Control Motivational Poster

Pothead Kitty

How Can we fight to uphold the rule of law if we break the rules ourselves?

I gotta hand it to the ACLU, they’ve been spot on with their advertising lately. Of course, it’s easier for them since the current administration seems to be so clueless as to what consitutional freedoms are, and are not.

Devilish Gas Prices, Circa 1990

Wii-Guy

Epilepsy Warning!

Halo 3 Offical Box Art

I got an insider tip from Bungie about the artwork that’s going to be on the next Halo game !!!

New htaccess, and whatnot

I’ve added a new rule to my .htaccess! before, it was just going to give hotlinkers a nice big X box when they tried to hotlink to any images on the site, but I realize that the best publicity is from people in forums and other like places… so I’ve changed it so that the image will show up, but with a nice lil watermark in the bottom corner saying where the file is from. Right now it’s not very pretty, in fact it’s hacked together, but soon, very soon it will be wonderful. beautiful. a thing of envy. Anyways, if you see an image that has the watermark on it, you can find it here on this site WITHOUT the watermark, cause none of these are mine, I just found them on the net. But shit, if you’re going to hotlink from me, I might as well get some credit for at least hosting the bitches. Anyways, if you have any questions, please feel free to contact me by just commenting on this post.

Chocolate City – Nagin Style

Support Our Magnet Company

I hate the magnetic sticker things that soccer moms and hippocrites everwhere put on their vehicles. So I found this on teh internets:

EDIT: Oh the sweet irony. All the adverts on the site are showing magnetic sticker advertisements.